Bathing Habit Questionaire

[Rev. Rye]

1. Bath. Showers feel like I'm being stabbed.

2. Every night if I can.

3. Yes.

4. No.

5. No.

6. Out. Electricity and bathtubs don't mix, as you might guess.

7. Dick first, then Arms on down, then face last.

8. Night. My body gets too hot in the day for that.

9. Drew Barrymore.

10. The closest I came is the time I had my dosage of Viibryd and Abilify upped and I lost my balance as a result of the increased dosage. I'm sure I mentioned this story before.

[brewer]

1.  Shower

2. At least once daily. More if needed. 

3.  Just a rubber.

4.  Sometimes, unintentionally. 

5.  What would the point be at this stage.

6.  Use to, that is now pointless also. 

7.  Head to feet, ass last. 

8.  Morning and then as needed. 

9.  Alive or dead? Maybe Marcel Marceau. 

10.  I've done that falling into the tube when shit faced. In my teens I'd get stoned and take really hot baths, when I stood up I'd get orthostatic and come two on the floor, once splitting my chin open in the shower door rail. The scar is still there.

[Jackalope]

1.  Shower or bath?
Shower

2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
At least once a day at night, frequently also in the morning.

3.  Do you own a rubber duck?
No, but I lease with an option to buy

4.  If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
n/a

5.  Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
Yes

6.  Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
I don't shave, I mow, so no. OK, sometimes I shave, I don't do it in the shower. No mirror.

7.  In which order do you wash yourself?
Hair (though not every day, face, torso, arms/pits, legs/feet, junk.

8.  Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
Usually at night, but sometimes in the morning, often both.

9.  If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
My lovely future wife.

10.  Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?
More or less.

[Jackalope]

Creamo Sandalwood Shave Cream is the SHIT.

Noted.

[Whateverist]

1.  Shower or bath?

2. How often do you perform these ablutions?

3.  Do you own a rubber duck?

4.  If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?

5.  Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?

6.  Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?

7.  In which order do you wash yourself?

8.  Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?

9.  If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?

10.  Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?

1. Shower

2. Almost daily .. hey, I'm retired.  And lazy.  And sometimes smelly.

3. Yes, several.  I've got them strung up in the garden where there are low branches, roofs or doors to help me remember not to hit my head.

4. Because my wife likes to take a bath everyday, when she doesn't shampoo I'll jump in and use her water.  I don't add anything.

5. Shower or bath, no.  Hot tub, sure.

6. Never.  When I do shave it is at the sink.

7. In the shower, first I get wet all over.  Then I turn off the water.  Then condition goes on what hair is left and soap goes on my scrubby thing.  Then I scrub the feet and legs, arms and hands, then the torso and all hot spots.  Then the shower goes back on and everything gets washed off.  Done.  (I rarely shampoo.)

8. Almost always in the morning.  But hot tubbing usually happens at night.

9. Stormy Daniels.  (Nah, I got this.)

10. Not yet.  Since Lia got very ill once we've had a shower chair which I rather like to use myself.  Appeals to my inner lazy guy.

[ignoramus]

1.  Shower or bath?
That's a very awkward personal question?

2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
Now it's just getting creepy!

3.  Do you own a rubber duck?
OMG. This man is a monster!

4.  If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
Preferably not my blood if it's all the same to you?

5.  Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
The 2 security guards outside my bathroom door won't allow it, sorry.

6.  Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
Hello 911? I've got an out of control stalker asking me questions! If it helps, he seems to have a funny accent, like that rock dude from the latest Thor movie!

7.  In which order do you wash yourself?
911! Hurry please, he's getting closer!

8.  Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
Anytime you like me to! Please don't hurt me, I beg you!

9.  If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
You of course!
(911, HURRY!!! This deluded man thinks he's a celebrity and is about to have his way with me! HURRY!)

10.  Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing ~
When stalkers have their way with me in the bath, I generally crawl out as my ass hurts too much to stand up.

[Little lunch]

1.  Bath. Showers feel like I'm being stabbed.

2. Every night if I can.

3.  Yes.

4.  No.

5.  No.

6.  Out. Electricity and bathtubs don't mix, as you might guess.

7.  Dick first, then Arms on down, then face last.

8.  Night. My body gets too hot in the day for that.

9. Drew Barrymore.

10.  The closest I came is the time I had my dosage of Viibryd and Abilify upped and I lost my balance as a result of the increased dosage. I'm sure I mentioned this story before.

I so agree with your number nine. She just gets better and better.
Also, refreshing for a whole heap of questions to be answered first by the questioner.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I've made a hot tub out of some hab canvas, spare tubing and an RTG that I ... uh ... found near here.

[Foxaèr]

1.  Shower or bath?
Shower for work, bath for soaking after work.


2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
Shower, daily.  Bath, whenever I feel like it.


3.  Do you own a rubber duck?
I used to, sniped it from a hotel room in college during an away cross country meet.


4.  If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
Bath salts, I eat them too.  Surprised I haven't eaten anyone's face yet.


5.  Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
Only if we're cleaning up after sex; which usually just leads to more sex in the shower.  I prefer my baths alone.

6.  Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
I only shave my face; out of the tub.


7.  In which order do you wash yourself?
Left arm, left armpit, genitals, stomach and chest, right arm, right armpit, butt, left leg, left foot, right leg, right foot.


8.  Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
Shower in the morning, bath at night.


9.  If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
Tom Welling.


10.  Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?

[Little lunch]

I've made a hot tub out of some hab canvas, spare tubing and an RTG that I ... uh ... found near here.

I think I saw that Macgyver episode. :-)