Bathing Habit Questionaire

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

1.  Shower or bath?

2. How often do you perform these ablutions?

3.  Do you own a rubber duck?

4.  If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?

5.  Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?

6.  Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?

7.  In which order do you wash yourself?

8.  Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?

9.  If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?

10.  Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?

My Answers

1.  Shower, unless I've done my back and need a therapeutic soak.

2.  Daily.

3.  Don't be stupid, I'm a grown man. His name is Roger.

4.  N/A

5.  Oddly enough, no.

6.  In.  I've got one of those fogless mirrors.

7.  Top downwards:  Head/face, neck, shoulders, torso, arms, naughty bits/bum, legs, feet.

8.  At night.  I can't go to bed with my daily dirt.

9.  Margot Robbie.

10.  Further deponent sayeth not.

Boru

[J a c k]

1.  Shower or bath? Shower. Baths are gross.

2. How often do you perform these ablutions? Daily at 7 AM. If I have to go out somewhere after work, then again in the evening.

3.  Do you own a rubber duck? Rubber dick? Are dildos rubber?

4.  If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)? Baths are gross.

5.  Do you like company in a shower/bath situation? Hell nah.

6.  Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)? In.

7.  In which order do you wash yourself? Shampoo, then conditioner, leave conditioner on while soaping body, then wash out conditioner.

8.  Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning? See above.

9.  If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be? Amanda Nunes

10.  Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you? No.

[Edwardo Piet]

1.  Shower or bath?

Shower.

2. How often do you perform these ablutions?

Depends how hot and sweaty I am! Sometimes I shower twice a day. Three times a day seems a bit excessive though.

3.  Do you own a rubber duck?

No. But I hold a non-rubber dick.

4.  If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?

Not applicable!

5.  Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?

I don't like what I don't have but I would like it precisely because I don't have it and it would be nice!

...we're talking sexy lady friend, right?

6.  Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?

Not applicable! I pay for my shaves.

7.  In which order do you wash yourself?

In no particular.

8.  Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?

In the morning, sometimes at the night as well.

9.  If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?

Sasha Grey. Can I choose one exclusive body part for her to scrub?

10.  Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?

Yes in my mind just now in a non-visual way.

[Antares]

1.  Shower or bath?
I have to shower on the road as there are no bathtubs to be found 
2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
Every day if possible. In the event that I cant, I have Baby Wipes 
3.  Do you own a rubber duck?
Nope. I had a Fleshlight once though.I also had a battery operated submarine but my older sister stole it and I never got it back. What a notch right?
4.  If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
I've tried bath beads/salts. They irritate my pee hole so I had to swear off em, lol.
5.  Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
Sure. 
6.  Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
Out
7.  In which order do you wash yourself?
Top to bottom like our Lord and Saviour, Joe Pesci intended
8.  Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
Preferably at night
9.  If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
Nigella Lawson. I pine to play with her big




floppy




ears
10.  Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?
No, but close. I might tell that story one day.

[energizer bunny]

1.  Shower or bath?  Shower but a bubble bath sounds nice. 

2. How often do you perform these ablutions?  Once or twice a day

3.  Do you own a rubber duck?   I wish

4.  If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?  n.a.

5.  Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?    I would love company.

6.  Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?    Out

7.  In which order do you wash yourself?   Feet first then work my way up. Face and ears last.

8.  Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?   An hour before bed which is normally about 4 a.m.

9.  If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?    For some reason Pamula Anderson came to mind when i saw that question. Not sure why. She was my first celebrity crush back in the days. 

10.  Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?      No, nothing crazy like that has happened to me while in the shower. lol

[Edwardo Piet]

Nigella Lawson. I pine to play with her big




floppy




ears

Hmmm... then you'd be a like a kid at a candy store on this dude:

[The Valkyrie]

1. Shower or bath?

Both. Shower during the week, bath at the weekends (unless I'm feeling stressed during the week).

2. How often do you perform these ablutions?

Morning and night, before I go to bed

3. Do you own a rubber duck?

No.

4. If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?

Himalayan bath salts.

5. Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?

No (especially not uninvited/surprise company).

6. Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?

Out

7. In which order do you wash yourself?

Top to bottom, except I wash my hair last.

8. Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?

Morning and night.

9. If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?

Hugh Jackman

10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?

No. I have nearly fallen over when stepping out of the bath numerous times.

[energizer bunny]

Just reminded me of hair washing. I wash my hair first then work my way from feet to face.

[SteelCurtain]

1.  Shower or bath? Showers only. Baths are just a method of stewing in your own filth.

2. How often do you perform these ablutions? Errr damn day.

3.  Do you own a rubber duck? I do not.

4.  If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)? N muthafuckin A

5.  Do you like company in a shower/bath situation? I don't mind some company in the shower. Shower sex is overrated, though. Water sucks as a lubricant.

6.  Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)? I do all of my manscaping in the shower. Creamo Sandalwood Shave Cream is the SHIT.

7.  In which order do you wash yourself? Top to bottom. Underarms first to get the best soap to deodorant ratio.

8.  Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning? At night. If you sleep in your bed with all the grime of the day every night, you are a garbage person.

9.  If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be? It used to be Zooey. Zooey has been replaced by Jessica Williams.

10.  Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you? I got too much swag for something like this to happen to me.

[vorlon13]

1.  Shower or bath?   bath, I love to read in the bath, doesn't work so well in the shower

2. How often do you perform these ablutions? try for daily, but if I fall asleep watching TV . . .

3.  Do you own a rubber duck? nope

4.  If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?   nope

5.  Do you like company in a shower/bath situation? not any more (there's usually a cat in the bathroom, but doesn't make a pest of himself watching)

6.  Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)? out

7.  In which order do you wash yourself? starting with hair and then working down

8.  Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning? at night unless making up for missing one

9.  If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?   Mike North (celebrity scientist on Outrageous Acts of Science)

10.  Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you? no