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Bathing Habit Questionaire
#21
RE: Bathing Habit Questionaire
1.  Shower or bath?   Shower

2. How often do you perform these ablutions?   Daily, sometimes twice if necessary

3.  Do you own a rubber duck?   As if I'd tell you!

4.  If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?   N/A

5.  Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?    Not really, though I have some memorable experiences of company.

6.  Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?   Out

7.  In which order do you wash yourself?  Head down.

8.  Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?  Each morning. Sometimes also in the evening.

9.  If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?   What is this 'celebrity' of which you speak? The only person I would choose to scrub me down is my wife.   Angel

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10.  Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?    Not yet. I'm sure it's coming.
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#22
RE: Bathing Habit Questionaire
(April 18, 2018 at 7:11 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 1.  Shower or bath?

2. How often do you perform these ablutions?

3.  Do you own a rubber duck?

4.  If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?

5.  Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?

6.  Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?

7.  In which order do you wash yourself?

8.  Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?

9.  If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?

10.  Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?

Boru

1: Shower, except in the winter where a nice warm bath feels so good on a frigid evening.

2: 2-3 times a week.

3: No. Though I do like loofa sponges.

4: Sometimes I'll add something for bubbles.

5: I prefer not.

6: In.

7: Top to bottom. Doing my feet and dick last.

8: I feel like night is better, so I don't sleep dirty.

9: I don't know. Any attractive woman, I guess?

10: No. And if I'm bleeding, and the witness to my trauma is laughing at me, it's going to put a strain on our relationship.
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#23
RE: Bathing Habit Questionaire
What's 'bathing'?

You silly americans and your strange ways.
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#24
RE: Bathing Habit Questionaire
1.  Shower or bath?
Shower most days, Baths twice a week.

2. How often do you perform these ablutions?
Every day.

3.  Do you own a rubber duck?
Nope.

4.  If you bathe as opposed to shower, do you add anything to the water (bath salts, etc)?
Bubbles occasionally.

5.  Do you like company in a shower/bath situation?
Yes.

6.  Do you shave in or out of the tub (for those that shave)?
In.  Way easier on the legs

7.  In which order do you wash yourself?
Whatever order I'm in the mood for

8.  Do you shower/bathe at night or in the morning?
Night

9.  If you could pick a celebrity to scrub you down, who would it be?
Liam Hemsworth

10. Have you ever, while getting out of the tub, lost your footing and grabbed at the shower curtain to steady yourself, which resulted in the shower curtain tearing loose from the rings at the perfect angle to cover your face and while you were trying to get clear you stepped off the bath mat onto the tile floor causing your feet to go out from under you whereupon you fell and hit your head on the edge of the sink, opening up your scalp not badly enough to require stitches but needing a good 20 minutes of pressure to stop the bleeding while your beloved wife tries and fails not to laugh at you?

No?
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#25
RE: Bathing Habit Questionaire
Spray deodorant in the air. Stand under spray. Done...for the month. :-)
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#26
RE: Bathing Habit Questionaire
(April 19, 2018 at 7:36 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I've made a hot tub out of some hab canvas, spare tubing and an RTG that I ... uh ... found near here.

"Here" must be a small town in Russia?
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#27
RE: Bathing Habit Questionaire
(April 19, 2018 at 10:55 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: What's 'bathing'?

You silly americans and your strange ways.

Are you French?
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#28
RE: Bathing Habit Questionaire
(April 19, 2018 at 4:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 19, 2018 at 10:55 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: What's 'bathing'?

You silly americans and your strange ways.

Are you French?

Close enough Wink
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#29
RE: Bathing Habit Questionaire
During my shower this morning, I realized the most important question that was missing from the OP:

Soap or body wash?

I personally prefer body wash.
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#30
RE: Bathing Habit Questionaire
I prefer acetone and vinegar, 50/50.

Removes the buildup like nothing else.
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