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We could be villains
#31
RE: We could be villains
Maybe Jesus was the real professorX (x-men) and fooled everyone that he was divine.

That's a shitload more feasible than actually being divine, right?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#32
RE: We could be villains
(April 18, 2018 at 9:19 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: Apathy Man

Pissing others off by not giving a shit about most things.  

Oh, wait, that’s actually me.  ...hmmm.

Hmmm.

In that case can I have the power of making too many inappropriate comments?

Failing that.... how about Overly Excitable Dude.... who has the power to Type Super Verbose Pedantic Shite Really Really Really Really Fast Onto The Internetz. That would really get on people's tits.

(April 18, 2018 at 10:33 pm)rskovride Wrote: I would be a penis genie.  Same 3 wishes but instead of rubbing the bottle to get your wish...........

And after introducing yourself as The Penis Genie and craftily presenting your boner.... upon completion of the rubbing session, your Aladdin asks you "So, about my 3 wishes..." to which you respond "Wishes? Who said anything about wishes?"
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