Parody thread: Not trolling "Why The Vision Argument Is A Very Shite One"

[Edwardo Piet]

Premise 1: We have eyes and see.
Premise 2: Vision can mean like a vision into another world. I take LSD and "have a vision".
Premise 3: A magical visionyness requires a magical giant wizardy person with magic powers for vision. Let's call him God.
Premise 4: Whoops this is supposed to be the conclusion.
Conclusion: Magicy wizard God exists because it's required for eyesight to believe in God.

I iz coherent.

Second argument built into the same post even though this is supposed to be about vision and not values:

Premise 1: Values happen we value stuff.
Premise 2: Obviously we value stuff with our brains and actions but let's pretend that means there is a super value like ultimate special value meaning of life.
Premise: Can't have this without a magic man to control it all. This is also the conclusion.

End.

The darkness, the darkness, ramble ramble, the darkness. It is skerry and deceives.

Real end.

[ignoramus]

But...but.... Light?

[Silver]

The guide is the most important part.

[Mystic]

*smiles*

[Silver]

*smiles*

The most important part is accepting the compliment that your work is worthy of repeating through parody.

It means you've made an impact, though perhaps not the one you wanted.

[ignoramus]

OK, listen up. Try to follow the logic if you can.

Dark =Bad. Everyone knows that. You don't see people getting murdered in a "light" alley, now do you?
Light =Good. How many plants will grow in the dark? (PS, mushrooms are technically evil)

Therefore we all need to follow the path of the light so as to not succumb to the dark influence.
We all know what happened to Darth Vader. Let this be a lesson.

Now leave MK alone. He knows what he's talking about! MmmmK?

[Mystic]

*smiles*

Thank you^

[Silver]

*smiles*

Thank you^

A fake smile can be observed.

I don't want you to be someone you're not. That's the worst thing possible. Always be yourself. Just learn to understand, not necessarily accept, that our views are different than yours. I love and respect difference. I wouldn't have it any other way. If you feel that you are correct in your beliefs, stick to them. Don't let me or any one else persuade you differently.

[Mystic]

You guys think my arguments are weird, look at one of Quran's "And he is the one who causes you to laugh and cry".

Argument from humor and argument from tears.  

And of course, it's true, humor is a mini subsect of praise as is crying in the proper place, it's subsect of goodness so if it didn't encompass it, and God is the reality behind humor, and tears. 

Isaac meant something like God laughs or God's laughter or something like that forget.


I recall a moment of tears, and never felt closer to God than that moment, and it occurred once and only once, that time, and never did I shed tears like that. And I remember a moment of laughter, and never felt closer to God than that moment, and never did I laugh like that again. I think there was about two days between these two moments, and they both were same feeling of closeness to God in those moments.

At the end words are words, reality is reality, God's light is not going to disappear no matter what people say.

But you did actually make me smile guys.  I am happy if people are reflecting and taking this issue seriously.

All civilizations proved God, not a single one didn't, in any time in history.

[Silver]

All civilizations proved God, not a single one didn't, in any time in history.

Incorrect.

There has never been proof of god.

There has been conjecture, certainly. Never proof.