Usernames

[Shell B]

I chose mine because everyone calls me Shell and B is the first initial in my former last name/pen name.

[Minimalist]

You know....I sort of figured that one out all on my own!

[Shell B]

You know....I sort of figured that one out all on my own!

I thought it was evident, but since she asked . . .

[thesummerqueen]

I thought it was evident, but since she asked . . .

I meant to add a blurb about "real names are obvious" but since Adrian made a nice bullshit explanation for his in the post from a year ago, I figured I'd leave it alone.

[Lethe]

Nothing like spending 8 hours smiling, watching cartoons.

Indica or Sativa?

Eight hours? I'm jealous... I don't think I've ever smoked pure sativa. Though comparing the hybrid strains to the pure, or near-pure indica strains, I have to say I prefer indica. That being said, most of what I've smoked comes from friends or family, not directly from a dealer or grower. More often than not I haven't a clue as to the exact strain, or even basic type, but can make an educated guess based on the taste/texture/affects/et cetera.

Skunk and kush have to be the most common among the younger crowd, and the adults have access to everything and anything. It's amazing how so few of the teenagers I know don't know their parents smoke, and how many adults don't know their teenagers smoke. It's like masturbation. Almost everyone does it, but no one will admit to it.

I was watching Persepolis in my philosophy class recently, and when Marjane spilled the French teenager's weed over half of the class gasped in horror, myself included.

[Tiberius]

I meant to add a blurb about "real names are obvious" but since Adrian made a nice bullshit explanation for his in the post from a year ago, I figured I'd leave it alone.

I shall tell you the real story then.

One day my father decided to get it on with my mother. She ended up pregnant because the condom broke or something. 9 months later, I was born, and I took my father's last name, as is tradition. My first name was given to me because my parents are lazy shits who couldn't be arsed to go past the first page in the baby names book.

The End.

[thesummerqueen]

I shall tell you the real story then.

One day my father decided to get it on with my mother. She ended up pregnant because the condom broke or something. 9 months later, I was born, and I took my father's last name, as is tradition. My first name was given to me because my parents are lazy shits who couldn't be arsed to go past the first page in the baby names book.

The End.

Hey...when I said "nice bullshit" I meant I actually liked the way you played on it.

[Tiberius]

Yeah, but this one is better.

[Minimalist]

I meant to add a blurb about "real names are obvious" but since Adrian made a nice bullshit explanation for his in the post from a year ago, I figured I'd leave it alone.

I shall tell you the real story then.

One day my father decided to get it on with my mother. She ended up pregnant because the condom broke or something. 9 months later, I was born, and I took my father's last name, as is tradition. My first name was given to me because my parents are lazy shits who couldn't be arsed to go past the first page in the baby names book.

The End.

Adrian....that story reminds me of this.

The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry... He felt different yet... couldn't figure why... he was just so depressed. He went to the Chief for answers... He asked the chief how his brother Red Deer Running had gotten his name...

The chief answered in his typically poetic way..."When Red Deer Running was born, at the moment of his birth, the first thing his mother saw was a beautiful deer running off into the forest... and so Running Deer was named. It is the custom of our tribe to name the offspring according to the spirits in nature visiting upon the birth."

Then, the boy said to the Chief... And how did my sister "Thundering Bird" get her name? The chief described again, how at the moment of her birth Thundering Bird's mother had heard a roar of thunder and looking up, saw a bird flying in the sky...

The boy asked again, how his cousin "White Crouching Bear" had been given such a name... And the chief, looking down once more at the boy, explaining the traditions of their tribe.... White Bear's mother had seen a rare white bear crouched over a stream at the moment her baby's birth. Then he asked the boy...

"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"

[Justtristo]

My nickname is a tribute to David Bowie's iconic character Ziggy Stardust, for various reasons I am not using my usual online nickname.