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Which bible character are you? 2.0

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Which bible character are you? 2.0
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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 5:07 am
Elisha

76% Jesus

72% Satan

58% the Snake

51% God

23% Eve

18% Salome

18% Jezebel
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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 5:37 am (This post was last modified: April 30, 2018 at 5:39 am by Edwardo Piet.)
I got Satan.

"You are handsome and brave. You are not afraid to stand up to a malevolent god. Your new powers are; Unbelievable sex appeal to whomever you desire Teaching new people to become the snake Even greater than a god at sex"

Full percentage results:

91% You are Satan

86% You are Elisha

74% You are the Snake

67% You are Jesus

65% You are God

53% Salome [why does this one not have a "You are?"]

22% You are Jezebel

10% You are Eve
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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 5:52 am
I am God. 85%

Elisha 76%

The Snake 70%

That was fun!
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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 6:11 am
Your Result: You are Jesus

90%
You are kind and gentle but also naive you will inadvertently lead millions of of sheep off the edge of a cliff at least a few times by accident. You have a good heart though. Your new powers are; You can turn water to wine You can walk on water You can heal people You get one extra life People are naturally inclined to follow you


85%You are Elisha

57%You are God

57%You are Satan

41%You are the Snake

38%You are Eve

26%You are Jezebel

8%Salome


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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 6:18 am
Elisha

82% Jesus

73% God

72% Satan

70% Snake

26% Jezebel

18% Salome

15% Eve
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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 6:52 am
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Well, of course!
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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 7:24 am
"You are a dull, boring, unimaginative fuckwit who wouldn't even get a mention in 1st chronicles. Even clapper loaders are named in film credits but you are a fucking nonentity, a no account motherfucker, an oxygen thief with no redeeming features who should have been stuffed back up his mother at birth."

Hmmm, ok.
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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 8:27 am (This post was last modified: April 30, 2018 at 8:33 am by The Industrial Atheist.)
Which Bible Character are you?
Your Result: You are Jesus

79%
You are kind and gentle but also naive you will inadvertently lead millions of of sheep off the edge of a cliff at least a few times by accident. You have a good heart though. Your new powers are; You can turn water to wine You can walk on water You can heal people You get one extra life People are naturally inclined to follow you

62%
You are Elisha

58%
You are Satan

43%
You are the Snake

42%
You are God

Haha I'm still Jesusey! Dammit!

I'm gonna have to listen to more Hocico and Suicide Commando.
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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 8:50 am
Which bible character do you want to be?

Jonathan !!

So I can fuck King David in the ass and vice versa !!!!!!!
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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 8:56 am (This post was last modified: April 30, 2018 at 8:57 am by Chad32.)
I'm not sure how I got Elisha as my result. I do find it funny that the second person I might be is Jesus, and just behind that is Satan.

I wanted to link my results, but then it changed to Salome, so I don't know if that's a bug or what.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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