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Which bible character are you? 2.0
#21
RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
You are Satan
 
85%

You are handsome and brave. You are not afraid to stand up to a malevolent god. Your new powers are; Unbelievable sex appeal to whomever you desire Teaching new people to become the snake Even greater than a god at sex


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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#22
RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
I'm a Snake???

Which Bible Character are you?
Your Result: You are the Snake
 
77%
You are cunning and sly, you know what she wants and you show her that with you she can have it. Your new powers are; Seducing young women Bringing people over to the dark side

76% You are Jezebel
 
76% You are Eve
 
73% You are God
 
68% Salome
 
30% You are Jesus
 
26% You are Elisha
 
22% You are Satan
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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#23
RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
(April 30, 2018 at 1:37 am)Losty Wrote: ETA- one of the questions is “would you have sex with Losty?” Oh lord 😂

Can we see a picture?
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#24
RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
It cannot be not a very accurate quiz if someone like me qualifies as Jesus with the second choice being the Snake. :-)
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#25
RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
(April 30, 2018 at 11:14 am)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: It cannot be not a very accurate quiz if someone like me qualifies as Jesus

That bar is so low even you can’t get low enough to actually trip on it.
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#26
RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
Your Result: You are the Snake
77%
You are cunning and sly, you know what she wants and you show her that with you she can have it. Your new powers are; Seducing young women Bringing people over to the dark side
69%Salome
64%You are God
62%You are Jezebel
36%You are Eve
29%You are Satan
14%You are Elisha
0%You are Jesus

So I'm like Emperor Fucking Palpatine.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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#27
RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
Your Result: You are Elisha

93%

You are handsome but also quick tempered and revengeful. You don't hold grudges because there's no one left to hold a grudge against. Your new power is that bears will eat anyone who pisses you off.

82%
You are Jesus

63%
You are Satan

58%
You are the Snake

57%
You are God

26%
You are Jezebel

15%
You are Eve

8%
Salome
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