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The Poll To End All Polls

Poll: Answer the following.
This poll is closed.
ABBA or ABBA?
0%
 0 0%
ABBA or cobra biting your dick?
14.29%
 1 14.29%
ABBA or cobra biting your vagina?
14.29%
 1 14.29%
ABBA or butt fuck Ted Bundy/
42.86%
 3 42.86%
ABBA or A hand job from Tackleberry?
0%
 0 0%
ABBA or still have 4 more to answer?
0%
 0 0%
ABBA, I wiill not be ignored DAN!
0%
 0 0%
ABBA doesn't deflate like Brady?
14.29%
 1 14.29%
ABBA Yes, Tibs is recovering.
0%
 0 0%
ABBA Were the last two a good idea?
14.29%
 1 14.29%
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The Poll To End All Polls
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The Poll To End All Polls
May 5, 2018 at 4:27 pm (This post was last modified: May 5, 2018 at 4:43 pm by Brian37.)
Answer these or as Kinger from MASH says, "My the fleas of a thousand camels infest your yogurt."
GOD DAMN IT, FUCKING SOFTWARE wont let me edit the original poll. I added an extra "B" in ABBA  "ABBBA" ....... can I get an admin to fix that?
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RE: The Poll To End All Polls
May 5, 2018 at 5:12 pm
Good Bye cruel world! Cobra just bit my dick!
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RE: The Poll To End All Polls
May 5, 2018 at 5:24 pm
(May 5, 2018 at 5:12 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Good Bye cruel world! Cobra just bit my dick!

I'll save you! *Sucks the venom out of your dick*
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RE: The Poll To End All Polls
May 5, 2018 at 6:53 pm
I fixed the poll.

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RE: The Poll To End All Polls
May 5, 2018 at 7:57 pm
Where's the Nuke Sweden from Orbit option Dunno
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RE: The Poll To End All Polls
May 5, 2018 at 8:30 pm
You guys know what is really disturbing is that TWO people so far voted for the "ABBA, or butt fuck Ted Bundy" option. Big Grin
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May 5, 2018 at 8:40 pm
(May 5, 2018 at 8:30 pm)Brian37 Wrote: You guys know what is really disturbing is that TWO people so far voted for the "ABBA, or butt fuck Ted Bundy" option. Big Grin
Bundy has been dead 29 years. Talk about a dry hump!
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RE: The Poll To End All Polls
May 5, 2018 at 9:36 pm (This post was last modified: May 5, 2018 at 9:40 pm by vorlon13.)
He was fucking hot !!!

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