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Your last sms received
May 24, 2018 at 9:48 pm
Mine says: Thanks, maybe tomorrow.


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RE: Your last sms received
May 24, 2018 at 9:49 pm
What's an "sms"?
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RE: Your last sms received
May 24, 2018 at 10:07 pm
He gave you an opening, just make something up.

Not tonight, ick.
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RE: Your last sms received
May 24, 2018 at 10:11 pm
"The witnesses are no more"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Your last sms received
May 24, 2018 at 10:12 pm
"See you then"
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RE: Your last sms received
May 24, 2018 at 10:30 pm
(May 24, 2018 at 9:49 pm)Kit Wrote: What's an "sms"?

"some mail system"? I'd not heard of it until recently, in the thread Khem is posting in about suckering the scammers.
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RE: Your last sms received
May 24, 2018 at 10:31 pm
(May 24, 2018 at 10:30 pm)Fireball Wrote: "some mail system"? I'd not heard of it until recently, in the thread Khem is posting in about suckering the scammers.

Does snail mail count?
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RE: Your last sms received
May 24, 2018 at 10:34 pm
Sorry,

can't post anything from the last hour till the statute of limitations runs out in 7 years . . . .
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RE: Your last sms received
May 24, 2018 at 10:35 pm
(May 24, 2018 at 10:34 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Sorry,

can't post anything from the last hour till the statute of limitations runs out in 7 years . . . .

I didn't know you were Catholic?

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Your last sms received
May 24, 2018 at 10:52 pm
Beccs, I thought yours would have said: Same amount of lime as the last time?
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