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How do you like your ribs?

Poll: Your ribs are from?
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Man
10.00%
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Beef
30.00%
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Pork
60.00%
 6 60.00%
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How do you like your ribs?
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How do you like your ribs?
May 26, 2018 at 11:20 pm
How do you like to eat them?
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RE: How do you like your ribs?
May 26, 2018 at 11:23 pm (This post was last modified: May 26, 2018 at 11:24 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I suck em off the bone, and then tongue them against the roof of my mouth. Why cant I vote for all three options, lol? Wink
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RE: How do you like your ribs?
May 26, 2018 at 11:25 pm
Multiple options are for pussies.
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RE: How do you like your ribs?
May 26, 2018 at 11:28 pm
Pork. Just the right size for a full slab.

Also, on a note some of us might find weird, when I first watched the ending of mother!, where Jennifer Lawrence has just barely survived burning her house down and Javier Bardem tears open her chest, I immediately thought I wanted ribs. Sadly, I did not get ribs.
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RE: How do you like your ribs?
May 26, 2018 at 11:30 pm
(May 26, 2018 at 11:28 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Pork. Just the right size for a full slab.

Also, on a note some of us might find weird, when I first watched the ending of mother!, where Jennifer Lawrence has just barely survived burning her house down and Javier Bardem tears open her chest, I immediately thought I wanted ribs. Sadly, I did not get ribs.

Haven't seen the movie yet. Wink
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RE: How do you like your ribs?
May 26, 2018 at 11:44 pm (This post was last modified: May 26, 2018 at 11:46 pm by Rev. Rye.)
(May 26, 2018 at 11:30 pm)Kit Wrote:
(May 26, 2018 at 11:28 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Pork. Just the right size for a full slab.

Also, on a note some of us might find weird, when I first watched the ending of mother!, where Jennifer Lawrence has just barely survived burning her house down and Javier Bardem tears open her chest, I immediately thought I wanted ribs. Sadly, I did not get ribs.

Haven't seen the movie yet. Wink

It's not a movie for everyone (it's one of the few films to get an F on Cinemascore, mostly because the audience seemed to expect a regular horror movie and Aronofsky doesn't do regular movies, except maybe The Wrestler), since it's an allegory about God and Mother Earth and how religions can easily turn completely batshit insane, the latter half of the film is really chaotic, some scenes can get disturbing (including cannibalism of a baby), and, most unfortunately to me, Jennifer Lawrence's character appears to be a full-time barefooter and Aronofsky never gives us a close-up.

In all seriousness, I'd suggest you read (or watch a production on Youtube of) Thornton Wilder's Skin of Our Teeth and watch some of Aronofsky's other films (I'd suggest Requiem for a Dream, Black Swan, and Noah; yes, really, because it's actually a fairly interesting take on the old story that's different enough from the original that I strongly suspect it actually takes place not in Biblical times but in a post-apocalyptic world where everyone just happens to have Biblical names and it touches on the same themes) to see if it's right for you.
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RE: How do you like your ribs?
May 27, 2018 at 7:10 am (This post was last modified: May 27, 2018 at 7:11 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Attached to my torso.

In all seriousness... I prefer pork belly with bacon and an egg on top.
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May 27, 2018 at 7:26 am
Tickled.
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RE: How do you like your ribs?
May 27, 2018 at 7:26 am
I've never had beef ribs.
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RE: How do you like your ribs?
May 27, 2018 at 7:48 am
Protecting my lungs, thankyou very much.
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