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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
June 1, 2018 at 4:03 pm
(June 1, 2018 at 1:50 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: (June 1, 2018 at 2:58 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: How about having a car you could fix with a screwdriver, a hammer, a crescent wrench and some colorful language?
I still have one. Is the dimmer switch on the column or on the floor board?
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
June 1, 2018 at 5:00 pm
(June 1, 2018 at 11:22 am)Astreja Wrote: (May 31, 2018 at 7:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The next question they'll ask is "what's a library?"
That's where I pick up the book I reserved after reading a sample chapter on Amazon. </minimalist cheapskate>
Nah. It's the place you log into to check out the ebook after reading a sample chapter on Amazon. [/lazy minimalist cheapskate]
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
June 1, 2018 at 5:46 pm
(June 1, 2018 at 1:37 pm)A Theist Wrote: (June 1, 2018 at 1:25 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And some M80s. 
Used to try and do some fishing with M80s. Light 'em and throw 'em fast! Game warden checking catches at a boat dock. One elderly gentleman comes in with his limit on EVERYTHING. The warden congrats and sends him on his way. The next day the old guy repeats the performance. And the day after that!
The warden is curious as all hell and asks to go along on the next trip out. The old guy takes him to a secluded bay and drops anchor. He pulled out several sticks of dynamite, lights one and tosses it well away from the boat. When it stops raining lake water he runs the boat over and cherrypicks the stunned fish.
The officer is shocked. "You can't do that, especially with me right here in the boat!"
The old guy just lights another stick and tosses it in the warden's lap.
"You gonna talk or fish?"
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
June 1, 2018 at 6:42 pm
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
June 1, 2018 at 7:59 pm
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Hell, I barely understand them.
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
June 1, 2018 at 8:31 pm
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(June 1, 2018 at 5:46 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (June 1, 2018 at 1:37 pm)A Theist Wrote: Used to try and do some fishing with M80s. Light 'em and throw 'em fast! Game warden checking catches at a boat dock. One elderly gentleman comes in with his limit on EVERYTHING. The warden congrats and sends him on his way. The next day the old guy repeats the performance. And the day after that!
The warden is curious as all hell and asks to go along on the next trip out. The old guy takes him to a secluded bay and drops anchor. He pulled out several sticks of dynamite, lights one and tosses it well away from the boat. When it stops raining lake water he runs the boat over and cherrypicks the stunned fish.
The officer is shocked. "You can't do that, especially with me right here in the boat!"
The old guy just lights another stick and tosses it in the warden's lap.
"You gonna talk or fish?"
Ha! I'll have to remember that one. I have a buddy from work who's a fishing nut. He'll like that.
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
June 1, 2018 at 11:29 pm
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(June 1, 2018 at 4:03 pm)A Theist Wrote: (June 1, 2018 at 1:50 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: I still have one. Is the dimmer switch on the column or on the floor board?
On the floor!
Also still use the factory ciggy lighter every time I take it out!
(But sometimes it flies out of the socket when I put the foot down!  )
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
June 2, 2018 at 12:09 am
(June 1, 2018 at 5:00 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: (June 1, 2018 at 11:22 am)Astreja Wrote: That's where I pick up the book I reserved after reading a sample chapter on Amazon. </minimalist cheapskate>
Nah. It's the place you log into to check out the ebook after reading a sample chapter on Amazon. [/lazy minimalist cheapskate]
I actually find it hard to read e-books unless they're very short. Slogged through Don Quixote and Around the World in 80 Days on a dedicated e-reader and found it frustrating, so I went back to dead-tree editions. I do most of my reading at the kitchen table, or sometimes sprawled on the couch. (Current fiction is Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs; current non-fiction is the latest edition of Sky News).
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
June 2, 2018 at 12:36 am
Dunno if it's been mentioned (I'm too lazy to go through 11 pages  ), but kids today will never understand the 1980s. I mean, all of the 80s.
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
June 2, 2018 at 5:21 am
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(June 2, 2018 at 12:36 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Dunno if it's been mentioned (I'm too lazy to go through 11 pages ), but kids today will never understand the 1980s. I mean, all of the 80s.
I'm afraid my cowardice came to the surface there and I fled the country. Got back in '89 or so. Evidently someone named "Axel Rose" was elected President? Never did get my MTV. Whatever that was.
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