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Allah's Anatomy & Emotions
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Allah's Anatomy & Emotions
Allah unravels his mysterious being as He describes himself by his own words...

Allah has a Face
And there will remain the Face of your Lord, Owner of Majesty and Honor. (Quran 55 27)
 
Allah has a Right Hand
They made not a just estimate of Allah such as is due to Him. And on the Day of Resurrection the whole of the earth will be grasped by His Hand and the heavens will be rolled up in His Right Hand. Glorified be He, and High be He above all that they associate as partners with Him! (Quran 39 67)

Allah has a Leg
(Remember) the Day when the Shin shall be laid bare (i.e. the Day of Resurrection) and they shall be called to prostrate (to Allah), but they (hypocrites) shall not be able to do so, (Quran 68 42)

Allah Sits on the Throne & 8 angels will Carry Him above them.
 He it is Who created the heavens and the earth in six Days; then He mounted the Throne. He knoweth all that entereth the earth and all that emergeth therefrom and all that cometh down from the sky and all that ascendeth therein; and He is with you wheresoever ye may be. And Allah is Seer of what ye do. (Quran 57 4)
And the angels will be on its sides, and eight angels will, that Day, bear the Throne of your Lord above them. (Quran 69 17)
 
Allah has an Audible Voice where He called out Moses from the bushes (on earth)
So when he reached it (the fire), he was called from the right side of the valley, in the blessed place from the tree: "O Musa (Moses)! Verily! I am Allah, the Lord of the 'Alamin (mankind, jinns and all that exists)! (Quran 28 30)
 
Allah Swears (all over the Quran)
(I swear) by those (horses) that run snorting, (100 1)
By the Fig and the Olive, (95 1)
Noon. I swear by the pen and what the angels write, S. (68:1)
But nay ! I swear by the Lord of the Easts and of the Wests that WE have the power (70 40)
 
Allah doesn’t have a Child because He has no wife
 He is the Originator of the heavens and the earth. How can He have children when He has no wife? He created all things and He is the All- Knower of everything
(Quran 6:101)
 
Allah will have entertainment if He wished
Had We intended to take a pastime (i.e. a wife or a son, etc.), We could surely have taken it from Us, if We were going to do (that) (Quran 21 17)

Allah is Happy
Their reward with their Lord is 'Adn (Eden) Paradise (Gardens of Eternity), underneath which rivers flow, they will abide therein forever, Allah Well-Pleased with them, and they with Him. That is for him who fears his Lord. (Quran 98 8) 

Allah Hates
Indeed, those who disbelieve will be addressed, "The hatred of Allah for you was [even] greater than your hatred of yourselves [this Day in Hell] when you were invited to faith, but you refused." (Quran 40 10) 

Allah is Angry
You see many of them taking the disbelievers as their Auliya' (protectors and helpers). Evil indeed is that which their ownselves have sent forward before them; for that (reason) Allah's Wrath fell upon them, and in torment they will abide. (Quran 5 80)
 
Allah is Jealous of His competition (the other Quraysh moon god -Baal)
"Will ye call upon Baal and forsake the Best of Creators," (Quran 37:125)
Wherein both will be those (maidens) restraining their glances upon their husbands, whom no man or jinn yatmithhunna (has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse) before them (Quran  55:56, Mushin)
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Allah can stick it where the sun don't shine.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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So you favor the Wahabi interpretation. Most Muslims thankfully don't.
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(June 4, 2018 at 12:14 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: So you favor the Wahabi interpretation. Most Muslims thankfully don't.

I did not give any tafsir but just quoted the verses and made an observation for each verse. If it reminds you of "Wahabi" interpretation then I suppose they are more honest and have no compulsion to indulge in all kind of mental gymnastics eg. Allah actually placed his metaphorical butt on His metaphorical throne and swears by the metaphorical fig & snorting horse etc. Another thing, when you said "most Muslims", does accuracy/truth depends on the number game? Applying the same logic, though I personally feel Shias are much nicer and peaceful than Sunnis but since most of my community/countrymen believe that Shias are scumbag cultist (Shi'ism is banned here), they must be right.
Wherein both will be those (maidens) restraining their glances upon their husbands, whom no man or jinn yatmithhunna (has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse) before them (Quran  55:56, Mushin)
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I don't give a shit whether Allah has hairy legs or not.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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You probably are aware then of the different views. You showed no reason to assume literal interpretation.
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(June 5, 2018 at 7:01 am)MysticKnight Wrote: You probably are aware then of the different views. You showed no reason to assume literal interpretation.

Literal or not. I do not give a shit.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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(June 5, 2018 at 7:11 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(June 5, 2018 at 7:01 am)MysticKnight Wrote: You probably are aware then of the different views. You showed no reason to assume literal interpretation.

Literal or not. I do not give a shit.

Ok bro...
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Does Allah have nipples and a navel?

Does Allah have an endocrine system? A nervous system? Hair follicles? A prostate? Does he get cranky if he is constipated?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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