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RE: God doesn't love you-or does He?
June 14, 2018 at 11:19 pm
(June 14, 2018 at 11:17 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Love?
Like the Holy Spirit is going to convey His Holy Spooj unto my nether regions ?
What if it throws in a rim job?
Felching? Now that's love I tells ya.
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RE: God doesn't love you-or does He?
June 14, 2018 at 11:31 pm
*looks at wheelchair*
He sure has a funny way of expressing his love for me.
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RE: God doesn't love you-or does He?
June 14, 2018 at 11:33 pm
(June 14, 2018 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: *looks at wheelchair*
He sure has a funny way of expressing his love for me.
Or a weak heart in a cardiologist...
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RE: God doesn't love you-or does He?
June 14, 2018 at 11:35 pm
(June 14, 2018 at 11:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 14, 2018 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: *looks at wheelchair*
He sure has a funny way of expressing his love for me.
Or a weak heart in a cardiologist...
That's actually my fault. I make the ladies swoon.
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RE: God doesn't love you-or does He?
June 14, 2018 at 11:37 pm
(June 14, 2018 at 11:35 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: (June 14, 2018 at 11:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Or a weak heart in a cardiologist...
That's actually my fault. I make the ladies swoon.
Pretty sure I had this before I met you.
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RE: God doesn't love you-or does He?
June 15, 2018 at 1:28 am
(June 14, 2018 at 11:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 14, 2018 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: *looks at wheelchair*
He sure has a funny way of expressing his love for me.
Or a weak heart in a cardiologist...
You've obviously got a strong stomach and big balls! That's what counts in your line of work...
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RE: God doesn't love you-or does He?
June 15, 2018 at 1:34 am
(June 15, 2018 at 1:28 am)ignoramus Wrote: (June 14, 2018 at 11:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Or a weak heart in a cardiologist...
You've obviously got a strong stomach and big balls! That's what counts in your line of work...
Well, I have other peoples' balls.
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RE: God doesn't love you-or does He?
June 15, 2018 at 3:28 am
Yes! God loves you and God's love is unconditional and eternal
UNLESS YOU
Are gay (Lev 18:22)
Commit adultery (Ex 20:14) (including even admiring another woman: Matt 5:27-30)
Have long hair (1 Cor 11:14)
Are not circumscised (Gen 17:10)
Are a murderer (Ex 20:13)
Are not a murderer (Ex 32:27)
Are an alcoholic (Prov 20:1)
Are a woman (Gen 3:16)
Are circumcised (Gal 5:2)
Have sexual intercourse (1 Cor 7:1-40)
Have damaged male organs (Deuteronomy 23:1)
Use birth control (Gen 38:1-10)
Are pregnant or give birth (Lev 12:1-8)
Cross dress (Deuteronomy 22:5)
Have premarital sex (Deuteronomy 22:13-21)
Urinate in public (1 Sam 25:22)
Speak his name in vain (Lev 25:16).
If you do any of those things (among many others), you will burn for eternity in hell.. because he loves you.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"