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Why God mocks the faithful?
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I find it funny that there is absence of convincing evidence for exodus, Moses, Jesus the miracle worker
yet there is archaeological evidence that circumcision and baptism are pagan rituals. 
I liked the parts where these old yahoodies tolchock each other and then drink their Hebrew vino, and getting onto the bed with their wives' handmaidens.
That should tell you something.
No golden ticket for you.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
 
I often wonder if future archeologists will find my long gone foreskin fossilized in a medical waste dump site dig? ( I am easily entertained!)
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
(July 28, 2018 at 9:29 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I often wonder if future archeologists will find my long gone foreskin fossilized in a medical waste dump site dig? ( I am easily entertained!) Well, there are numerous relics of saints. Why can't we have fossilized foreskin of Jesus? and sorry chimp, Jesus is more special than you will ever be.
I liked the parts where these old yahoodies tolchock each other and then drink their Hebrew vino, and getting onto the bed with their wives' handmaidens.
 (July 28, 2018 at 9:55 pm)Graufreud Wrote:(July 28, 2018 at 9:29 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I often wonder if future archeologists will find my long gone foreskin fossilized in a medical waste dump site dig? ( I am easily entertained!) Several reasons why we don't have the fossilized foreskin of Jesus: 1. Soft tissues rarely fossilize, except under very special circumstances. 2. Desert environs don't promote fossilization very well. 3. 2000 years isn't enough time for anything to be fossilized. 4. Jesus' foreskin is about as likely to be discovered as (for example) King Arthur's nose or Gilgamesh's pinky finger. And - for the record - chimp is far more special and valuable than Jesus. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(July 28, 2018 at 9:55 pm)Graufreud Wrote:I am sure that if foreskin of Jesus is found that groveling slaves will line up for miles to kiss it!(July 28, 2018 at 9:29 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I often wonder if future archeologists will find my long gone foreskin fossilized in a medical waste dump site dig? ( I am easily entertained!)
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
On his travels throughout Europe and the Holy Land, Mark Twain observed that, if all the pieces of the 'True Cross' he encountered were genuine, Jesus was crucified on a cross about ninety feet high.
Holy relics deserved to be viewed with more than a modicum of skepticism. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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