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RE: If you come to my house, you'd better like...
August 5, 2018 at 8:45 pm
(August 5, 2018 at 7:47 pm)Astreja Wrote: (August 5, 2018 at 4:45 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: What to expect coming into this house?
1. Wine.
2. Cartoons. No matter what time of day or tonight. It’s always cartoons.
3. A candle burning some kind of bakery scent, because my husband loves the food ones.
4. Screaming, objects being thrown past your head, the same five nursery rhymes playing on an endless loop from fifteen individual toys.
5. Coffee brewing.
6. Lots and lots of wine.
If I had to dodge random projectiles and listen to screaming and the same five nursery rhymes all day, my wine consumption would be substantially more that it currently is. 
As an excuse to overconsume, it has served me well. 😎
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August 5, 2018 at 9:00 pm
Some of mine:
Yes, don't show up unannounced. I have turned relatives away for doing it.
Cats:
Tablet and squish will watch you from a distance.
Monster will demand you rub his belly. RUB HIS BELLY!!
Estraya WILL sit on your knee.
Hero will get under your feet.
Don't be surprised by clutter. It happens, get over it!
I may be cooking.
I may be drinking (beer).
Ignore the whimpering and occasional scream from the basement. It's the TV. Honest!
Get used to the stereo playing classic rock, Aussie and Kiwi music, or the Musical version of War of the Worlds. If you don't like Cold Chisel, you will or you will join the chorus from the basement.
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August 6, 2018 at 10:01 pm
Dia de los Muertos stuff, especially in October & November.
Ricky Martin.
Two rescue snails named Henry and Goober.
A wide eyed 11 year old pretending not to pay attention but is really hanging on to every word you say.
-Teresa
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August 6, 2018 at 10:06 pm
*small spaces
*small animals
*books
*cold temperatures
*Electronic Industrial Music
*Darkwave Music
*Compact Exercise Equipment
*The Kyle Kulinski Show
*The Scathing Atheist
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August 6, 2018 at 11:31 pm
CRAP! I am a traitor, how the fuck can I fail to mention ABBA considering the title of this thread?
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August 6, 2018 at 11:36 pm
(August 6, 2018 at 11:31 pm)Brian37 Wrote: CRAP! I am a traitor, how the fuck can I fail to mention ABBA considering the title of this thread?
No more ABBA for you!
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August 6, 2018 at 11:36 pm
What makes you think anyone is invited to my place?
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August 6, 2018 at 11:40 pm
(August 6, 2018 at 11:36 pm)Kit Wrote: What makes you think anyone is invited to my place?
OP said nothing about invited.
The phrase was “end up”.
As in I phone you up drunk to give you advance notice and then I show up. Possibly with a car through the front door.
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RE: If you come to my house, you'd better like...
August 6, 2018 at 11:48 pm
. . . or at least not complain about the strange odor wafting up from my crawlspace
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