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have you tried Sweet Jesus?

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have you tried Sweet Jesus?
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have you tried Sweet Jesus?
August 6, 2018 at 9:34 pm
https://nypost.com/2018/03/31/christians...eet-jesus/
I liked the parts where these old yahoodies tolchock each other and then drink their Hebrew vino, and getting onto the bed with their wives' handmaidens.
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RE: have you tried Sweet Jesus?
August 6, 2018 at 9:38 pm
Nope. And I haven't tried salty Jesus, sour Jesus or spicy Jesus either.
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RE: have you tried Sweet Jesus?
August 6, 2018 at 9:39 pm
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RE: have you tried Sweet Jesus?
August 6, 2018 at 9:52 pm
Ah hahaha! Snowflakes.

This looks like a job for the Religious Liberty Task Force!

I hope I'm just joking.
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RE: have you tried Sweet Jesus?
August 6, 2018 at 9:55 pm
Quote:Catholic League President Bill Donohue last week ordered a boycott.

“I would obviously encourage a boycott of the company,” Donohue said. “Anyone who is misappropriating a [Christian] symbol, or deliberately using satanic symbols to market a product to unsuspecting consumers, is demonic.”

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They're coming to the Mall of America. That's worth hopping on the light rail and taking a trip down there just to show my support.
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RE: have you tried Sweet Jesus?
August 6, 2018 at 10:00 pm
I only like chocolate Jesus.
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RE: have you tried Sweet Jesus?
August 6, 2018 at 10:13 pm
Poor babies.

I wonder how they’d react to marketing from Hells Pizza?

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RE: have you tried Sweet Jesus?
August 6, 2018 at 10:23 pm
Where can I get some?  Anything that pisses off religitards can't be all bad.
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RE: have you tried Sweet Jesus?
August 6, 2018 at 11:31 pm
I don't eat much ice cream. Maybe a pint a decade. I think I'll make an exception for them. And stand in front of the local Catholic church, with a concession stand. Gotta get the taste of that stale cracker out of one's mouth somehow!
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RE: have you tried Sweet Jesus?
August 6, 2018 at 11:46 pm
(August 6, 2018 at 11:31 pm)Fireball Wrote: I don't eat much ice cream. Maybe a pint a decade. I think I'll make an exception for them. And stand in front of the local Catholic church, with a concession stand. Gotta get the taste of that stale cracker out of one's mouth somehow!

Are you calling Jesus a stale cracker?

That’s racist!!

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