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have you tried Sweet Jesus?
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have you tried Sweet Jesus?
https://nypost.com/2018/03/31/christians...eet-jesus/
I liked the parts where these old yahoodies tolchock each other and then drink their Hebrew vino, and getting onto the bed with their wives' handmaidens.
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#2
RE: have you tried Sweet Jesus?
Nope. And I haven't tried salty Jesus, sour Jesus or spicy Jesus either.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#4
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Ah hahaha! Snowflakes.

This looks like a job for the Religious Liberty Task Force!

I hope I'm just joking.
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#5
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Quote:Catholic League President Bill Donohue last week ordered a boycott.

“I would obviously encourage a boycott of the company,” Donohue said. “Anyone who is misappropriating a [Christian] symbol, or deliberately using satanic symbols to market a product to unsuspecting consumers, is demonic.”

ROFLOL

They're coming to the Mall of America. That's worth hopping on the light rail and taking a trip down there just to show my support.
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#6
RE: have you tried Sweet Jesus?
I only like chocolate Jesus.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#7
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Poor babies.

I wonder how they’d react to marketing from Hells Pizza?
Dying to live, living to die.
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#8
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Where can I get some?  Anything that pisses off religitards can't be all bad.
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#9
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I don't eat much ice cream. Maybe a pint a decade. I think I'll make an exception for them. And stand in front of the local Catholic church, with a concession stand. Gotta get the taste of that stale cracker out of one's mouth somehow!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(August 6, 2018 at 11:31 pm)Fireball Wrote: I don't eat much ice cream. Maybe a pint a decade. I think I'll make an exception for them. And stand in front of the local Catholic church, with a concession stand. Gotta get the taste of that stale cracker out of one's mouth somehow!

Are you calling Jesus a stale cracker?

That’s racist!!

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