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Bad News For Fundie Assholes
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RE: Bad News For Fundie Assholes
(August 9, 2018 at 1:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 9, 2018 at 6:41 am)Whateverist Wrote: Yep, true of every slice of the population.

See, you’re just reinforcing my belief that I need to wipe humans out (apart from a select few, of course).

Tbh there are quite a few irredeemable assholes around, but I wouldn't go as far as to say that we need to wipe out most of humanity... just let me eat the rich pretty please Angel
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Bad News For Fundie Assholes
(August 9, 2018 at 1:46 pm)Lucanus Wrote:
(August 9, 2018 at 1:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: See, you’re just reinforcing my belief that I need to wipe humans out (apart from a select few, of course).

Tbh there are quite a few irredeemable assholes around, but I wouldn't go as far as to say that we need to wipe out most of humanity... just let me eat the rich pretty please Angel

When I take over I’ll publish important information like my minimum bribe level.

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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