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72 virgins
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RE: 72 virgins
August 15, 2018 at 2:16 pm
(August 15, 2018 at 1:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: 72 virgins?

Are you going to a game convention, Leon?

Whats with the 72 virgins thing? 

Why not 75 or 100, 72 seems a bit of a random number.



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August 15, 2018 at 4:08 pm
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RE: 72 virgins
August 15, 2018 at 4:47 pm (This post was last modified: August 15, 2018 at 5:18 pm by SaStrike.)
72 is 24 x 3

That's one hymen you get to break every 20 minutes. The next day they won't be virgins though.

Rumour has it that if you pray all 5 times a day their virginity gets restored by midnight. Don't miss your prayers boys.
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RE: 72 virgins
August 15, 2018 at 4:53 pm
What kind of moron would want 72 women yammering in their ears all day?

I find one quite sufficient.
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RE: 72 virgins
August 15, 2018 at 7:42 pm
As the man said:
What if they're all Duran Duran fans? That's not heaven, that's hell!
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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August 16, 2018 at 9:29 am
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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