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RE: When will Jesus return?
September 6, 2018 at 12:57 am
(September 5, 2018 at 11:37 pm)Losty Wrote: (September 5, 2018 at 11:30 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: It is a pleasure to talk about it in the past tense.
Makes no difference.
It does make a difference. You can’t be dead if you never existed
Perhaps Jesus can multi-task!
Didn’t think of that did you, heretic??
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RE: When will Jesus return?
September 6, 2018 at 10:28 am
He'll return when he realizes that shirt doesn't go with ANYTHING he owns.
I told him to go with the puce, but him so smart!
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RE: When will Jesus return?
September 6, 2018 at 11:27 am
This whole thread reminds me of....
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RE: When will Jesus return?
September 6, 2018 at 3:03 pm
Some Christians like to use fulfilled prophecy as evidence that their religion is correct. By that standard, atheists have been delivering a highly accurate prophecy for a very long time: the supposed founder of Christianity won't be showing up this year, decade, century, or ever.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.