Even another all about you thread.

[Losty]

Do you sleep on your back, front or side : no

You missed a very important question there Losty.
I mean, I really would like to know if you've ever driven a tractor. :-)

Many times

[Crossless2.0]

If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name

Tommy 7th Avenue

Not much of a porn star name, but I could have had a great nickname for a pool hustler or a loan shark.

[vulcanlogician]

Do you pee in the shower : Yes. Who doesn't?
Do you like the smell of your own farts : "You ever notice that your own farts smell okay?"-- George Carlin... answer "no" but they're "okay"
Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault : I think. Maybe. I donno.
Do you sleep on your back, front or side : All of the above.
What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts) : Trappist beer.
Would you sleep with Little Lunch : If he traveled to America, yes. Consider that a proposition, LL
Do you know how a car engine works : No.
Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general : I'm really the bane of human sociality, so hopefully I qualify as "smart"
What's your favourite omelette ingredients :  Egg, cheese, onion, peppers, fried potatoes, black olives, tomatoes, and bacon
What's your favourite pick up line : "Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you."
What's your Chinese Zodiac sign :

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It's the Year of the Orphan.
Seated adjacent to the fireflies circling the torches on your porches.
Trying to guard the fortress of a king they've never seen or met
But all are trained to murder at the first sign of a threat.
https://youtu.be/DVpZTQO6H3c

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Why is a duck : I think, therefore I duck.
If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name : Onyx Oak
Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence : Yes, you cunt.
What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits : Beer (but any will do in a pinch)
What's your illicit drug of choice : Pot
Have you ever driven a tractor : No.
Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub : No.
What's your bank account details : Account balance -$40.47 (please contact your nearest branch immediately

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[Gawdzilla Sama]

Do you pee in the shower: Only if I'm alone.

[Divinity]

Do you pee in the shower: No
Do you like the smell of your own farts: No
Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault: No
Do you sleep on your back, front or side : Side
What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts): Skittles Candle
Would you sleep with Little Lunch: I don't know.
Do you know how a car engine works : No
Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general : Fucking Awesome
What's your favourite omelette ingredients :  Hate Omelettes
What's your favourite pick up line:  "Are you an interstate highway, baby?  Cause I want to go 69."
What's your Chinese Zodiac sign : Rooster
Why is a duck: Goose.
If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name : Never had a pet Maiden
Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence: Yes
What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits : Tequila
What's your illicit drug of choice : Ecstasy
Have you ever driven a tractor : No
Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub : No
What's your bank account details: Account number 90F1_1CKY01_1R531F at the Bank of Nigerian Princes.

[Seraphina]

I'm getting a distinctly MySpace circa 2005 vibe from AF lately... lol

Do you pee in the shower : No and I didn't know this was a thing.
Do you like the smell of your own farts : No
Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault : No, I trip all the time so I just keep walking.
Do you sleep on your back, front or side : Left side
What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts) : Jasmine
Would you sleep with Little Lunch : No
Do you know how a car engine works : No
Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general : I'm probably not the most objective observer of that.
What's your favourite omelette ingredients : Cheddar cheese
What's your favourite pick up line : I heard you can suck start a Harley (true story) (didn't move me though)
What's your Chinese Zodiac sign : Boar
Why is a duck : Purple
If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name : I can't remember either one.
Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence : Yes but only silently.
What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits : Spirits
What's your illicit drug of choice : None
Have you ever driven a tractor : No
Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub : No
What's your bank account details : First National Bank of Mom. Current balance: $0.

-Teresa

[vulcanlogician]

Would you sleep with Little Lunch : No


-Teresa

(I know when) somebody's lyin'.

[Seraphina]

Would you sleep with Little Lunch : No


-Teresa

(I know when) somebody's lyin'.

You know, I almost went back and changed  it to yes just for the heck of it.

-Teresa