Don't blame me for these questions as I didn't write them.


Do you pee in the shower : Yes.
Do you like the smell of your own farts : Yes.
Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault : Yes.
Do you sleep on your back, front or side : Front.
What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts) : Fresh cut lawn.
Would you sleep with Little Lunch : Yes.
Do you know how a car engine works : No.
Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general : Great in general.
What's your favourite omelette ingredients :  Egg, cheese, pumpkin and shallots.
What's your favourite pick up line : Your lips are like red wine and I may get a little tipsy tonight.
What's your Chinese Zodiac sign : Pig.
Why is a duck : An ice cream because motorbikes don't have doors.
If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name : Chippy Bowman.
Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence : Yes.
What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits : Spirits
What's your illicit drug of choice : Marijuana Skunk.
Have you ever driven a tractor : Yes.
Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub : Yes.
What's your bank account details : National Australia Bank, Account number 458729387, Branch number 568390.

LL, you left one out mate!

"Do you lie about your bank account details : Yes"

Do you pee in the shower : No
Do you like the smell of your own farts : No
Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault : No 
Do you sleep on your back, front or side : Side
What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts) : Wood smoke
Would you sleep with Little Lunch : No
Do you know how a car engine works : No.
Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general : Funny
What's your favourite omelette ingredients :  Bacon, onion
What's your favourite pick up line : Would you like to come back to my place for drinks and sex?
What's your Chinese Zodiac sign : Haven't the foggiest
Why is a duck : So it isn't not a duck
If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name : Peanut Victoria
Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence : Yes.
What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits : Not applicable
What's your illicit drug of choice : Not applicable
Have you ever driven a tractor : Yes.
Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub : Yes.
What's your bank account details : First Citizens Bank of Zoobadeedoo.

Boru

Do you pee in the shower :
Sometimes

Do you like the smell of your own farts :
Yes

Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault :
No

Do you sleep on your back, front or side :
I switch between back and right side

What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts) :
Rain

Would you sleep with Little Lunch :


Do you know how a car engine works :
Not a clue

Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general :
Smart

What's your favourite omelette ingredients : 
Egg, cheese, bacon, tomatoes, mushroom, sour cream

What's your favourite pick up line :


What's your Chinese Zodiac sign :
Goat

Why is a duck :


If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name :
Lady ________

Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence :
Maybe

What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits :
Wine

What's your illicit drug of choice :
No thank you

Have you ever driven a tractor :
Yes

Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub :
Nope

What's your bank account details :

Do you pee in the shower : Yes, but not my shower.
Do you like the smell of your own farts : Mine don't smell.
Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault : I take pictures for future lawsuits.
Do you sleep on your back, front or side : All. 
What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts) : Airplane glue.
Would you sleep with Little Lunch : How much money do you have?
Do you know how a car engine works : Yes, with a key. 
Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general : Generally funny smart. 
What's your favourite omelette ingredients : Meat. 
What's your favourite pick up line : I'd crawl over glass to smell where you pee'd. 
What's your Chinese Zodiac sign : Screw the chinks. 
Why is a duck : Something was going to hit my head. 
If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name : Peppy A.
Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence : No, you feckless cunt. 
What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits : Vodka
What's your illicit drug of choice : Heroin
Have you ever driven a tractor : Yes.
Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub : No
What's your bank account details : Are you one of those Nigerian pissers?

Do you pee in the shower : Yes.
Do you like the smell of your own farts :
Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault : Yes. Although being clumsy, this happens more than I’d like to admit.
Do you sleep on your back, front or side : Stomach sleeper.
What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts) : Old books
Would you sleep with Little Lunch : Is Little Lunch Timothy Olyphant?
Do you know how a car engine works : No.
Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general : I’m not seeing the “social hermit but awesome dude” option
What's your favourite omelette ingredients :  Egg, cheese, onions and mushrooms.
What's your favourite pick up line : Hey. You, Me, No? Ok. Sorry. *finger guns* (works 100% of the time, 30% of the time)
What's your Chinese Zodiac sign : No damn clue
Why is a duck : Bollocks
If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name : Rusty Shackleford
Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence : Yes. I do all the time. Every time I do, I earn a freckle.
What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits : Liquor is my favorite.
What's your illicit drug of choice : Haven’t done any since high school really
Have you ever driven a tractor : Yes.
Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub : No
What's your bank account details: Whatever Little Lunch’s were.

Do you sleep on your back, front or side : no

(September 11, 2018 at 8:30 am)Losty Wrote: Do you sleep on your back, front or side : no

I have questions.

(September 11, 2018 at 8:30 am)Losty Wrote: Do you sleep on your back, front or side : no

I sometimes have a similar problem and would have to say: no, damn it.

(September 11, 2018 at 8:30 am)Losty Wrote: Do you sleep on your back, front or side : no

You missed a very important question there Losty.
I mean, I really would like to know if you've ever driven a tractor. :-)