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I am officially certified
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I am officially certified
I passed my CNA test.

I was more nervous than I thought I was going to be. I got the one skill I knew was going to give me trouble: pulse, because I can never maintain its rhythm. I struggled, but I persevered.
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Congrats, Kit!
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Congratulations!

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(September 12, 2018 at 12:33 pm)Kit Wrote: I passed my CNA test.

I was more nervous than I thought I was going to be.  I got the one skill I knew was going to give me trouble: pulse, because I can never maintain its rhythm.  I struggled, but I persevered.

Ya couldn't tell us this in the other thread???

It all about the counts with you, isn't it, ISN'T IT!!!

hehehe/congrats
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(September 12, 2018 at 12:33 pm)Kit Wrote: I passed my CNA test.

I was more nervous than I thought I was going to be.  I got the one skill I knew was going to give me trouble: pulse, because I can never maintain its rhythm.  I struggled, but I persevered.

Congrats!  I'd be a worthless CNA, I'm impatient and don't like touching strangers, so I'm glad there's folks like you around!
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Great job, Kit!!! ❤️
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#7
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Good job, man!
Now go out there and put all that to good use! Smile
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Congrats Kit!
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Congratulations, Kit. I'm sure you're a credit to the profession.
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#10
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Great

I didn't have any doubts about your passing. Now, just to make sure you get a decent pulse, be sure to squeeze those carotid arteries hard enough! Tongue
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