Dowsing?

[Haipule]

And by the way, I can only track a reel and find every significant winner on that reel. I CANNOT track the $1,000,000 ticket where ever it is. Why not? I don't know! All such attempts failed.

Did you buy every single ticket on that reel? If not, how do you know that you tracked every significant winner on the reel? If you left even one ticket left on the reel, how do you know it wasn't the $1,000,000 winner?

I'll tell you how that went. I tracked the $10,000,000 ticket to find the location of the reel. And then tracked that reel that was 100's of miles from my brothers house. When it was time to buy, the location didn't even offer that game I was tracking! Total waste of time!

So... you're saying your dowsing failed? It sent you somewhere, and the thing didn't even exist there?

I can only track reels--not tickets!

Again, do you empty an entire reel when you do this? If not, how do you know?


So... this has gone beyond you counting your hits and ignoring your misses, and into the territory of claims you haven't even unverified yourself.

Yes, I have gone to the end of the reel and found EVERY significant winner on that reel from the time I started tracking it.

Ok Mr. Robbypants, give me your cell number and lets have a chat. You tell me where you live and which store and which reel you want me to track. Be specific! By the way, we aren't going to get rich. I suggest $1.00 reels to find $20.00, or more, winners. Or, $5.00 reels to find all the $100.00, or more, winners. Notice the payout is the same percentage.


If you want me to track a $30.00 reel to find $600.00 winners then go for it Moneybags! If I say buy 10 tickets then shell out $300.00. Oops, problem: you can only cash those tickets in at your lottery headquarters. I'll make you famous! NOT RICH! Dude! Lottery tickets are a complete waste of time! Even for the best dowser on the planet which is me!

I was merely offering info! I did this shit! So, I put it out there and got nothing but shit from the peanut gallery!


I admit that it is not so scientific but, it has gone as far as I am willing to go. I haven't done this in months. It taught me what I needed to know. And that's it! I am doing experiments with energy called aether/ether/zero point. You can't measure it. Yet, it is the only thing that can explain magnetism and electricity apart from the constant bombardment of gravity and particle theory. Einstein was an IDIOT!


Nature is a hyperboloid wave that can be cross sectioned as a hypotrochoid. It is a torrid in full vortex as a ying and yang, in and out. Centrifugal divergence and centipedal convergence reaching inertia over, and over again.


Particles do not exist and you will never find a "unified theory" to prove it. I am a surfer and waves are were it's at my friend. Diamagnetism:magnetism--dielectric:electric-----capacitance!!!! Flight!!! Not fucking' GRAVITY! I defy gravity and say, "Fuck Gravity". 

When I fly past your house and your TV set turns off, and that will happen, just say "Fuckin' Bill!"

[RobbyPants]

...wow

[EvolutionKills]

I admit that it is not so scientific but, it has gone as far as I am willing to go. I haven't done this in months. It taught me what I needed to know. And that's it! I am doing experiments with energy called aether/ether/zero point. You can't measure it. Yet, it is the only thing that can explain magnetism and electricity apart from the constant bombardment of gravity and particle theory. Einstein was an IDIOT!


Nature is a hyperboloid wave that can be cross sectioned as a hypotrochoid. It is a torrid in full vortex as a ying and yang, in and out. Centrifugal divergence and centipedal convergence reaching inertia over, and over again.


Particles do not exist and you will never find a "unified theory" to prove it. I am a surfer and waves are were it's at my friend. Diamagnetism:magnetism--dielectric:electric-----capacitance!!!! Flight!!! Not fucking' GRAVITY! I defy gravity and say, "Fuck Gravity". 

When I fly past your house and your TV set turns off, and that will happen, just say "Fuckin' Bill!"

Okay, so that's all psychobabble.

[Angrboda]

Why don't we have more atheists who are equally batshit insane?

[GUBU]

...wow

Haipule kind of combines the worst traits of both alpha male and Little Rik. Forewarned is forearmed.

[Haipule]

Well, at least you guys are funny! The fuckin' Xtians call me a "heretic", a "blasphemer"! I'm doomed to hell! Yet the word translated as "hell" just means that your current life sucks! They should look at themselves to find out what "suck" means! The only word they got to explain me is ouranos erroneously translated for us as "heaven" which merely establishes an authority structure that kicks ass!

You know what, my college punk friends? I live here, on earth, with full diplomatic immunity! I'm never going to grow-up!

[Haipule]

I admit that it is not so scientific but, it has gone as far as I am willing to go. I haven't done this in months. It taught me what I needed to know. And that's it! I am doing experiments with energy called aether/ether/zero point. You can't measure it. Yet, it is the only thing that can explain magnetism and electricity apart from the constant bombardment of gravity and particle theory. Einstein was an IDIOT!


Nature is a hyperboloid wave that can be cross sectioned as a hypotrochoid. It is a torrid in full vortex as a ying and yang, in and out. Centrifugal divergence and centipedal convergence reaching inertia over, and over again.


Particles do not exist and you will never find a "unified theory" to prove it. I am a surfer and waves are were it's at my friend. Diamagnetism:magnetism--dielectric:electric-----capacitance!!!! Flight!!! Not fucking' GRAVITY! I defy gravity and say, "Fuck Gravity". 

When I fly past your house and your TV set turns off, and that will happen, just say "Fuckin' Bill!"

Okay, so that's all psychobabble.

K'den, everything we will ever know about nature is fully known? That's bullshit! Nature is a hippie chick that lives in Pa'ia Maui with hairy armpits wearing sandals with dirty feat! She does NOT have any ability be anything other then that! Nor do you have any legitimate reason to believe anything else.

She doesn't even understand your calculus! She is very beautiful and we all see it. She is complex: NOT complicated!

Psychobabble? No Sir! Gin...he, he, he...

[EvolutionKills]

Okay, so that's all psychobabble.

K'den, everything we will ever know about nature is fully known? That's bullshit! Nature is a hippie chick that lives in Pa'ia Maui with hairy armpits wearing sandals with dirty feat! She does NOT have any ability be anything other then that! Nor do you have any legitimate reason to believe anything else.

She doesn't even understand your calculus! She is very beautiful and we all see it. She is complex: NOT complicated!

Psychobabble? No Sir! Gin...he, he, he...

Gaps in knowledge do not give you carte blanche to fill them in with baseless unfounded bullshit.

Try again dumbass.

[RobbyPants]

K'den, everything we will ever know about nature is fully known? That's bullshit! Nature is a hippie chick that lives in Pa'ia Maui with hairy armpits wearing sandals with dirty feat! She does NOT have any ability be anything other then that! Nor do you have any legitimate reason to believe anything else.

She doesn't even understand your calculus! She is very beautiful and we all see it. She is complex: NOT complicated!

Psychobabble? No Sir! Gin...he, he, he...

Gaps in knowledge do not give you carte blanche to fill them in with baseless unfounded bullshit.

Try again dumbass.  

That's a pretty fucked up epistemology right there.

"Do you know 100% about X? No? Therefore, it is leprechauns."

Not "it might be leprechauns" (which, in the most inane way could be true), but "it is leprechauns".

[The Grand Nudger]

Classic all or nothing gambit.  I have to wonder how folks like that know that their girlfriend doesn't have a penis?  They cant possibly know -everything- about the girl....so...can they rule out the peener?

Call me crazy, but I don't think that we have to know everything to know something. I wouldn't even entertain a "could be, maybe, possibly" on the wifes secret schlong.