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Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 7:38 pm (This post was last modified: September 14, 2018 at 7:44 pm by Brian37.)
Shell B, the only wife who likes deflated balls....  Indirect dig at the Pats fan husband. Big Grin

But both of you live near bean town, so, makes sense.
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 7:45 pm
(September 14, 2018 at 7:38 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Shell B, the only wife who likes deflated balls....  Indirect dig at the Pats fan husband. Big Grin

But both of you live near bean town, so, makes sense.

She’s more a fan of Gronk’s spike if ya know what I mean.
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 8:28 pm (This post was last modified: September 14, 2018 at 9:47 pm by chimp3.)
Moved to Boston so she could get water from Boston Harbor and make tea for the Yanks. 

 "Oolong OK , dear?"

Thinks:  "Take that you sacrilegious Bitch! " 

Chuckles inside!
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 9:18 pm
Is that space for rent?
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 14, 2018 at 9:21 pm
(September 14, 2018 at 7:11 pm)Shell B Wrote: Looks like my right eye brow is going for liftoff.

Channeling TSQ? She used to really Spock it up.
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 15, 2018 at 12:38 am
Your shirt looks like a confused hasmat sign.
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 15, 2018 at 4:10 am
Looked at the head shot and it didn't even fit on one page.




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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 15, 2018 at 8:09 am (This post was last modified: September 15, 2018 at 8:30 am by RoadRunner79.)
I’m having trouble deciding if you are trying to give a sexy look,or about to mess somebody up. Could be both?
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 15, 2018 at 8:27 am
(September 15, 2018 at 8:09 am)RoadRunner79 Wrote: I having trouble deciding if you are trying to give a sexy look,or about to mess somebody up. Be both?

Yeah I noticed that. I think because the left side of the face (our right), the eye and mouth look like they are smiling seductively and the other side look aggressive.

Hence the reason for my comment about the umbrella stand.
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Shell B
September 15, 2018 at 8:33 am
(September 15, 2018 at 8:27 am)Mathilda Wrote:
(September 15, 2018 at 8:09 am)RoadRunner79 Wrote: I having trouble deciding if you are trying to give a sexy look,or about to mess somebody up. Be both?

Yeah I noticed that. I think because the left side of the face (our right), the eye and mouth look like they are smiling seductively and the other side look aggressive.

Hence the reason for my comment about the umbrella stand.

I was going to comment about someone telling her not to squint (with the eye thing), but she’ll already ninja’d me. What type of person does that in their own roast?
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