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Refugee thread!
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#481
RE: Refugee thread!
September 26, 2018 at 1:08 pm (This post was last modified: September 26, 2018 at 1:10 pm by EvolutionKills.)
Can I swap out my monthly jam allotment for some apple butter?

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Fair Warning: Lots of TTA threads went off on foodie tangents. It's kind of a thing.
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RE: Refugee thread!
September 26, 2018 at 1:34 pm (This post was last modified: September 26, 2018 at 1:35 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
(September 26, 2018 at 1:08 pm)EvolutionKills Wrote: Can I swap out my monthly jam allotment for some apple butter?

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Fair Warning: Lots of TTA threads went off on foodie tangents. It's kind of a thing.

You may.

New Arrivals, I almost forgot a very important feature; Please note the AF stairwells, halls and lobby use Non-Euclidean geometry when planning your routes.
(September 26, 2018 at 12:57 pm)MissEmma Wrote:
(September 26, 2018 at 12:39 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: WELCOME!   I'm Nay Sayer and I will be your guide to the fun-filled workings of AF forums.  We are a for-profit campus but we'll get to dues later.  Now you should have received an orientation pamphlet, Now I know it may be thicker than 'War and Peace' but that is only because it's chock full of fun facts, tricks, and tidbits!

[1] Let's start with name colors, You may find some members have green names like Shell B, No need to worry this is just a neat little reminder that they have the Z virus and you should not let them Bite, Gnaw or nibble on any part of your body.  Now a purple name means this member will always offer you any kind of jam when asked (Seasonal jams exempt). Please remember it's one Jam jar per month.

In section two will be covering Trolls and their *ahem* special needs* Like Drich and Lil Rik.

Announcement to staff: Some new arrivals have lost their orientation pamphlets, please make sure everyone gets one.

1 Jam, please!

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#483
RE: Refugee thread!
September 26, 2018 at 1:38 pm
(September 26, 2018 at 1:08 pm)EvolutionKills Wrote: Fair Warning: Lots of TTA threads went off on foodie tangents. It's kind of a thing.

It's because there are god-shaped holes in our hearts and we're trying to fill them with food.
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RE: Refugee thread!
September 26, 2018 at 1:40 pm
(September 26, 2018 at 1:38 pm)Maffis Wrote:
(September 26, 2018 at 1:08 pm)EvolutionKills Wrote: Fair Warning: Lots of TTA threads went off on foodie tangents. It's kind of a thing.

It's because there are god-shaped holes in our hearts and we're trying to fill them with food.

Please refrain from using any of the AF cafeteria food to fill any holes on your person.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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RE: Refugee thread!
September 26, 2018 at 1:41 pm
Losty used to bake cookies for all the newbies.

Apparently you have overwhelmed her.
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RE: Refugee thread!
September 26, 2018 at 1:45 pm
(September 26, 2018 at 1:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Losty used to bake cookies for all the newbies.

Apparently you have overwhelmed her.

I have gotten lazy over time lol
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#487
RE: Refugee thread!
September 26, 2018 at 1:47 pm
But these people are hungry.

Time for a little loaves and fishes horseshit.
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#488
RE: Refugee thread!
September 26, 2018 at 1:48 pm
Hash brownies, please.
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#489
RE: Refugee thread!
September 26, 2018 at 1:48 pm
Some refugee cookies
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#490
RE: Refugee thread!
September 26, 2018 at 1:49 pm
(September 26, 2018 at 1:40 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote:
(September 26, 2018 at 1:38 pm)Maffis Wrote: It's because there are god-shaped holes in our hearts and we're trying to fill them with food.

Please refrain from using any of the AF cafeteria food to fill any holes on your person.

Not even if I like, sign a waiver?
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