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I’m too old for this shit!

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I’m too old for this shit!
J a c k Offline
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I’m too old for this shit!
September 24, 2018 at 10:56 pm
Tequila.


You?
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 24, 2018 at 11:05 pm
To star in teen porn.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 24, 2018 at 11:06 pm
(September 24, 2018 at 10:56 pm)J a c k Wrote: Tequila.


You?

I love tequila, unfortunately any more, when I drink it, I don’t remember going home. A friend of mine recently introduced me to Don Julio. Good Stuff!
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If I am shown my error, I will be the first to throw my books into the fire.  - Martin Luther
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#4
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 24, 2018 at 11:18 pm
I used to drink a lot of tequila. Haven't had tequila in several years. Anymore, it's Jagermeister that's my go to if I want something hard.
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RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 24, 2018 at 11:21 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2018 at 11:21 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Deers Blood!  Im too old to keep picking.  It's a long way to the ground from up here. It's why I love vert builds.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 24, 2018 at 11:38 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2018 at 11:38 pm by ignoramus.)
Work!

Hate getting out of bed in the ungodly hour of 7:00am!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 24, 2018 at 11:45 pm
Learning rock climbing is something I am too old to do, but because I didn’t do it when I wasn’t too old, I am doing it now.
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RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 24, 2018 at 11:50 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2018 at 11:50 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Hell with that noise, you'd have to pay me to scramble up some rocks. A lot, lol.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 25, 2018 at 12:00 am
Getting worked up into a lather about little problems.
Also, anything "adrenaline junkies" are into, like jumping out of planes, ziplining or placing the toilet paper roll so it unrolls from the bottom instead of the top.

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RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 25, 2018 at 12:11 am
I'm too old to be astonished by human behavior.











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