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Santa "executed" by Firing squad.
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God dang santa is evil!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AbwKfeKx...dded#at=72 Are you Christians not ashamed to be associated with these delusional nutjobs?
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Well.... that was dumb.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925 Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan 
An unfortunate waste of time for classic "hurrdurr."
'It's not about flying reindeer, it's not about gifts, it's not about snowmen, it's not about snowflakes, it's not about elves, and it's certainly not about some stupid man in a red suit'. He's right. It's about a magical moving star, it's about three men who bring, er, gifts, it's about angels (not those stupid non-existent elves) and it's about some man who both is and isn't God, who can perform magic and come back from the dead.
So you idiots who believe in Father Christmas remember that.
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology. 'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain 'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln  (December 22, 2010 at 7:11 am)The Omnissiunt One Wrote: 'It's not about flying reindeer, it's not about gifts, it's not about snowmen, it's not about snowflakes, it's not about elves, and it's certainly not about some stupid man in a red suit'. He's right. It's about a magical moving star, it's about three men who bring, er, gifts, it's about angels (not those stupid non-existent elves) and it's about some man who both is and isn't God, who can perform magic and come back from the dead. And it's about a savior who was born on Dec 25, the day that just so happened to be the winter solstice celebration that they could hijack from the pagans. Even though the Bible clearly says it couldn't have been on Dec 25. "Behold, the shepherds were abiding in their fields, keeping watch over their flock by night." Luke 2:8. The winter solstice was definitely not the grazing season.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist 
Perhaps Christians should be brought to trial for the theft of the celebration of the winter solstice, the Birthday of Mithra and Saturnalia and Yule-Tide.
The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
- Albert Einstein 
Xtians should be brought to trial for being morons.
Well to be fair Santa is an anagram of Satan
"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence"...Doug McLeod.
just skip to 4:40 and stop at 4:49
" We have perverted christmas into something it never should have become. Now parents you need to stop lying to your children.." great advice for the religious |
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