The headline should have been...

[John V]

What should the headline of this CNN article been?

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/04/health/er...index.html

His vision changed after he took an erectile dysfunction drug

A man's vision changed dramatically after he took a gulp of a drug he bought online that is commonly used to treat erectile dysfunction.

According to a case report published this month, the 31-year-old purchased an unspecified form of sildenafil citrate -- the same active ingredient in Viagra -- from an online "nonpharmacy source." He drank directly from the bottle and immediately began to see flashes of light in both eyes, and his vision became tinted red.

[Silver]

I'm more concerned about why he needs it at the age of thirty-one. Goodness gracious.

[onlinebiker]

It' s hard to understand how Viagra could improve your vision.

It' s easier to understand it making you a bit cockeyed.

[downbeatplumb]

Man now finds it HARD to see.

Stiff penalty for misuse of drug.

Something about penises.

[Brian37]

I got nominated to the Supreme Court and now regret it.

[outtathereligioncloset]

All kidding aside, wasn't there a side effect in the early days of Viagra of it turning your vision blue?

Seeing red sounds like all the blood went up instead of down below.

So the best I can do for a headline is maybe:
"What's red, white and blue all over?"

Okay, never mind.

[Minimalist]

He drank directly from the bottle and immediately began to see flashes of light in both eyes, and his vision became tinted red.

Sounds like he's having a stroke.

[Fireball]

Maybe he took more than the recommended dose of 60 mg. I have a friend who told me that that's the recommended dosage.

Or maybe it isn't even the drug thought he was getting.

21 YO? I could still break plate glass, in those days.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

He drank directly from the bottle and immediately began to see flashes of light in both eyes, and his vision became tinted red.

Sounds like he's having a stroke.

Ocular hemorrhaging.