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Why is it that when I read many comments, especially when trying to push religion on us, that I get more of a feeling that the message should be written on a toilet wall?
For a good time phone Jesus! Anyone else feel this at times? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (November 18, 2018 at 8:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why is it that when I read many comments, especially when trying to push religion on us, that I get more of a feeling that the message should be written on a toilet wall? You knew this was coming. 
Just ignore it.
The only theists that have a need to push religion are those who are subconsciously deeply unhappy and wish to spread the misery. I believe this 100% shhhhhh!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (November 18, 2018 at 8:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why is it that when I read many comments, especially when trying to push religion on us, that I get more of a feeling that the message should be written on a toilet wall? You know, jesus, had he existed, would have never used a toilet in his whole life? Just shit in the bushes like everyone else. Quite godly.  (November 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(November 18, 2018 at 8:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why is it that when I read many comments, especially when trying to push religion on us, that I get more of a feeling that the message should be written on a toilet wall? Oh, but don't you know that it would smell like fresh-baked cinnamon buns? Truth be told, he would have shit in rock piles. In that area of the world, he would have been a mason, given the dearth of trees. People ought to do their research before they promulgate some religion...oh, wait- making shit up is so much easier.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Now the Romans..... those motherfuckers had toilets!
![[Image: roman-toilets_650x400_71452319099.jpg]](https://i.ndtvimg.com/i/2016-01/roman-toilets_650x400_71452319099.jpg) What do you mean? What have the Romans ever done for us? (November 18, 2018 at 9:58 pm)Fireball Wrote: Truth be told, he would have shit in rock piles. In that area of the world, he would have been a mason, given the dearth of trees. Makes you wonder why he would kill off a fig tree?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Holy Glory Hole Batman!!
(November 18, 2018 at 9:58 pm)Fireball Wrote:(November 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You know, jesus, had he existed, would have never used a toilet in his whole life? Just shit in the bushes like everyone else. Shit a brick. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (November 18, 2018 at 10:37 pm)ignoramus Wrote:(November 18, 2018 at 9:58 pm)Fireball Wrote: Truth be told, he would have shit in rock piles. In that area of the world, he would have been a mason, given the dearth of trees. Go look at your favorite fiction story, and you'll find a more rational explanation. I certainly don't have one. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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