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For a good time call
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For a good time call
Why is it that when I read many comments, especially when trying to push religion on us, that I get more of a feeling that the message should be written on a toilet wall?

For a good time phone Jesus!

Anyone else feel this at times?
Dying to live, living to die.
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#2
RE: For a good time call
(November 18, 2018 at 8:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why is it that when I read many comments, especially when trying to push religion on us, that I get more of a feeling that the message should be written on a toilet wall?

For a good time phone Jesus!

Anyone else feel this at times?

You knew this was coming.



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#3
RE: For a good time call
Just ignore it.

The only theists that have a need to push religion are those who are subconsciously deeply unhappy and wish to spread the misery.

I believe this 100% shhhhhh!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: For a good time call
(November 18, 2018 at 8:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why is it that when I read many comments, especially when trying to push religion on us, that I get more of a feeling that the message should be written on a toilet wall?

For a good time phone Jesus!

Anyone else feel this at times?

You know, jesus, had he existed, would have never used a toilet in his whole life?  Just shit in the bushes like everyone else.

Quite godly.
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RE: For a good time call
(November 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(November 18, 2018 at 8:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why is it that when I read many comments, especially when trying to push religion on us, that I get more of a feeling that the message should be written on a toilet wall?

For a good time phone Jesus!

Anyone else feel this at times?

You know, jesus, had he existed, would have never used a toilet in his whole life?  Just shit in the bushes like everyone else.

Quite godly.

Oh, but don't you know that it would smell like fresh-baked cinnamon buns?

Truth be told, he would have shit in rock piles. In that area of the world, he would have been a mason, given the dearth of trees. People ought to do their research before they promulgate some religion...oh, wait- making shit up is so much easier.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#6
RE: For a good time call
Now the Romans..... those motherfuckers had toilets!

[Image: roman-toilets_650x400_71452319099.jpg]


What do you mean?  What have the Romans ever done for us?
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RE: For a good time call
(November 18, 2018 at 9:58 pm)Fireball Wrote: Truth be told, he would have shit in rock piles. In that area of the world, he would have been a mason, given the dearth of trees.

Makes you wonder why he would kill off a fig tree?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#8
RE: For a good time call
Holy Glory Hole Batman!!
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#9
RE: For a good time call
(November 18, 2018 at 9:58 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(November 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You know, jesus, had he existed, would have never used a toilet in his whole life?  Just shit in the bushes like everyone else.

Quite godly.

Oh, but don't you know that it would smell like fresh-baked cinnamon buns?

Truth be told, he would have shit in rock piles. In that area of the world, he would have been a mason, given the dearth of trees. People ought to do their research before they promulgate some religion...oh, wait- making shit up is so much easier.

Shit a brick.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: For a good time call
(November 18, 2018 at 10:37 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(November 18, 2018 at 9:58 pm)Fireball Wrote: Truth be told, he would have shit in rock piles. In that area of the world, he would have been a mason, given the dearth of trees.

Makes you wonder why he would kill off a fig tree?

Go look at your favorite fiction story, and you'll find a more rational explanation. I certainly don't have one. Hmph
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