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 RE: For a good time call
November 18, 2018 at 11:13 pm
(This post was last modified: November 18, 2018 at 11:15 pm by ignoramus.)
Hey Guiseppe, pass the brush over when you're finished!
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Aha! A tersorium. The Sponge Bob of antiquity.
 (November 18, 2018 at 11:13 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Hey Guiseppe, pass the brush over when you're finished! 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
This discussion makes me recall a road trip from Arizona to Florida in 1988. I stopped somewhere in New Mexico for gasoline and human bodily maintenance. I observed poetry on the bathroom wall:
Here I sit, my buns a flexin' Give'n birth to another Texan.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein 
Some people come here to sit and think,
Some people come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls And read the writing on the walls. :-)
People who write on shit house walls
Roll their shit in tiny balls. People who read these words of wit Eat those tiny balls of shit.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 (November 18, 2018 at 8:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why is it that when I read many comments, especially when trying to push religion on us, that I get more of a feeling that the message should be written on a toilet wall? Let Jesus enter you and receive his love (press anus against glory hole in wall).
Sheeeeeet. If you think jesus is bad about that, OP, take a look at muslim heaven. It's full of androgynous sex slaves that will do -whatever- you weren't allowed to have in life.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (November 19, 2018 at 2:46 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: Sheeeeeet. If you think jesus is bad about that, OP, take a look at muslim heaven. It's full of androgynous sex slaves that will do -whatever- you weren't allowed to have in life. Muslim "heaven" is designed to appeal to men. For everyone else, it's hell. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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