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For a good time call
#11
RE: For a good time call
Hey Guiseppe, pass the brush over when you're finished!

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Licking Lips
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#12
RE: For a good time call
Aha!  A tersorium.  The Sponge Bob of antiquity.
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#13
RE: For a good time call
(November 18, 2018 at 11:13 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Hey Guiseppe, pass the brush over when you're finished!

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Licking Lips

Hehe
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#14
RE: For a good time call
This discussion makes me recall a road trip from Arizona to Florida in 1988. I stopped somewhere in New Mexico for gasoline and human bodily maintenance. I observed poetry on the bathroom wall:

Here I sit, my buns a flexin'

Give'n birth to another Texan.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#15
RE: For a good time call
Some people come here to sit and think,
Some people come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls. :-)




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#16
RE: For a good time call
People who write on shit house walls
Roll their shit in tiny balls.
People who read these words of wit
Eat those tiny balls of shit.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#17
RE: For a good time call
(November 18, 2018 at 8:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why is it that when I read many comments, especially when trying to push religion on us, that I get more of a feeling that the message should be written on a toilet wall?

For a good time phone Jesus!

Anyone else feel this at times?

Let Jesus enter you and receive his love (press anus against glory hole in wall).
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#18
RE: For a good time call
Sheeeeeet.  If you think jesus is bad about that, OP, take a look at muslim heaven.  It's full of androgynous sex slaves that will do -whatever- you weren't allowed to have in life.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#19
RE: For a good time call
(November 19, 2018 at 2:46 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: Sheeeeeet.  If you think jesus is bad about that, OP, take a look at muslim heaven.  It's full of androgynous sex slaves that will do -whatever- you weren't allowed to have in life.

Muslim "heaven" is designed to appeal to men.

For everyone else, it's hell.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#20
RE: For a good time call
Unless you like goats of course Naughty
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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