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My God! How did this happen?

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My God! How did this happen?
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 8:10 pm
(November 23, 2018 at 8:02 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(November 23, 2018 at 8:00 pm)Mathilda Wrote: Take some laxatives?

Nah, I'll just get Boss Lady to cook. That'll do the trick.

Someone's sleeping on the couch tonight.  Hilarious
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 8:21 pm
Hey Zilla, you're still alive!

She's not trying hard enough! Big Grin
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 8:29 pm
I lost more than that having a dump this morning. Cool
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 8:32 pm
My weight varies by up to fifteen pounds in a week. I can lose seven pounds before breakfast. [Image: fighting0024.gif]
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 8:34 pm
(November 23, 2018 at 8:02 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(November 23, 2018 at 8:00 pm)Mathilda Wrote: Take some laxatives?

Nah, I'll just get Boss Lady to cook. That'll do the trick.

:gasp: Ima teelllll!
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 8:35 pm (This post was last modified: November 23, 2018 at 8:37 pm by Brian37.)
(November 23, 2018 at 8:32 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: My weight varies by up to fifteen pounds in a week. I can lose seven pounds before breakfast. [Image: fighting0024.gif]

All kidding aside, if you really mean that, sudden weight loss or weight gain can be a gastro- kidney-liver issue. It can also be something as simple as exorcise and vitamin/diet deficiency
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 8:42 pm
I find the black cherry juice helps with my gout and it’s also a diuretic much kinder than laxitives
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 8:44 pm (This post was last modified: November 23, 2018 at 8:51 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(November 23, 2018 at 8:34 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(November 23, 2018 at 8:02 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Nah, I'll just get Boss Lady to cook. That'll do the trick.

:gasp: Ima teelllll!

Go ahead. She prefers my cooking to hers. So do the cats. Hehe
(November 23, 2018 at 8:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 23, 2018 at 8:32 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: My weight varies by up to fifteen pounds in a week. I can lose seven pounds before breakfast. [Image: fighting0024.gif]

All kidding aside, if you really mean that, sudden weight loss or weight gain can be a gastro- kidney-liver issue. It can also be something as simple as exorcise and vitamin/diet deficiency

Nah, I got blown up too much when I was on active duty and my small intestine goes into lock once in a while. Last summer I spent ten days on Ringer's and bad attitude. Lost twenty-three pounds that time.
(November 23, 2018 at 8:42 pm)tackattack Wrote: I find the black cherry juice helps with my gout and it’s also a diuretic much kinder than laxitives
I take Lasik.
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 9:25 pm
My mistake was wearing my "eating pants" to Golden Corral buffet all-you-can-eat. I totally should have worn my tightest pants instead.
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 10:06 pm
So you got your money's worth at least?
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