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My God! How did this happen?

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My God! How did this happen?
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 7:16 am
I gained three and a half pounds since yesterday!
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 8:19 am
Well if you drank and ate 3 and a half lbs since yesterday and haven't had your morning BM yet... Big Grin
At least you had a good time right?
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 8:27 am
(November 23, 2018 at 8:19 am)tackattack Wrote: Well if you drank and ate 3 and a half lbs since yesterday and haven't had your morning BM yet... Big Grin
At least you had a good time right?

Just a bitty birdy, Cornish game hen.

And mashed with gravy.

And strawberry cheesecake.

That was supper.

So, no, I'm not seeing how this happened.
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 9:08 am
(November 23, 2018 at 7:16 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I gained three and a half pounds since yesterday!

Maybe it's all water weight. Isn't that what they always say? Coffee
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 9:57 am
(November 23, 2018 at 9:08 am)Jörmungandr Wrote:
(November 23, 2018 at 7:16 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I gained three and a half pounds since yesterday!

Maybe it's all water weight.  Isn't that what they always say?  Coffee

I don't think it's water weight, the Mississippi is at the same level it was on Wednesday. Levitate
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 7:54 pm (This post was last modified: November 23, 2018 at 7:54 pm by ignoramus.)
Zilla is now officially a fatso!

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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 7:56 pm
(November 23, 2018 at 7:16 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I gained three and a half pounds since yesterday!

I told you not to eat so much barbecue kitten. They may be small, but just like buckets of crab legs and oysters, and even shrimp, it adds up.
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 7:59 pm
It would have been unAmerican to not over-eat barbecued kitten.
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 8:00 pm
(November 23, 2018 at 7:16 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I gained three and a half pounds since yesterday!

Take some laxatives?
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RE: My God! How did this happen?
November 23, 2018 at 8:02 pm
(November 23, 2018 at 8:00 pm)Mathilda Wrote:
(November 23, 2018 at 7:16 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I gained three and a half pounds since yesterday!

Take some laxatives?

Nah, I'll just get Boss Lady to cook. That'll do the trick.
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