I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Nono only for the adults - kids are easy to buy for and wouldn't understand carbon offsets anyway.

Oh, ok, fair dues.  I had a mental pic of little Timmy opening a brightly wrapped box to find a certificate for a carbon offset. This is the sort of gift that makes serial killers.

Boru

[Duty]

[onlinebiker]

I have a large pile of anthracite coal - if you want to give them some REAL carbon....

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I have a large pile of anthracite coal - if you want to give them some REAL carbon....

Myself, I prefer bituminous coal.  It's got two tuminouses, so you can't go wrong.

Boru

[Jackalope]

Personally, I would prefer that people donate to the ASPCA, local humane society or shelter rather than give me gifts.

But yeah, give carbon offsets to Little Timmy and he's going on a 5 day 7 state killing spree. Definitely making Santa's naughty list next year.

[onlinebiker]

I have a large pile of anthracite coal - if you want to give them some REAL carbon....

Myself, I prefer bituminous coal.  It's got two tuminouses, so you can't go wrong.

Boru

I do too.

Pocahontas or Lecke ( both bituminous) light much easier and burn by normal aspiration much better than anthracite. But supercharged - anthracite puts out more BTU per ton.

I quit buying coal when anthracite became the only grade available.

I only use it for firing my forge.

[no one]

I'll give my family the gift of silence and space.

[ignoramus]

^ I s'pose. Any relo will get sick of the same old anthrax year after year.

[The Valkyrie]

They've all got everything they need TBH and this'll make 'em feel good (hopefully). Good for teh planet too. Agonising over what to buy my step-father is over! 

I'm selling my relatives for Christmas.

Wanna buy a couple of annoying Catholic women?

[ignoramus]

I take it they still put out