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How to fix immigration.
November 30, 2018 at 10:07 am
(This post was last modified: November 30, 2018 at 10:22 am by onlinebiker.)
1. People who want to come here to the US are welcome - as long as they want to follow the rules. So - we open up a guest worker visa, and simplify as much as practical the process of immigration. Show up - get in line - do the paperwork - prove you' re not a security risk - and welcome to the US.
2. Everybody else - the drug dealers, human smugglers and other various vermin --- we fuck with their heads...... First thing we do is announce that we' re going to put landmines on the border. Now chill the fuck out, spaz - we are NOT going to actually do it -- but the bad guys don't need to know that. We fly aircraft over the border dropping fake mines. We blow some animals and a few corpse for the bad guys to find - along with the " warning - minefield" signs. Sure, we will take some heat from other countries - and that's' good. Let them scream for a bit, to make it all seem real. We' ll clue them in eventually.
The combination of the two would make legal entry look like the better deal, very quickly.
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RE: Howe to fix immigration.
November 30, 2018 at 10:13 am
The first part sounds sensible....
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RE: Howe to fix immigration.
November 30, 2018 at 10:16 am
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You'd have to tie the fake mines to anchored balloons at 30k feet.
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RE: How to fix immigration.
November 30, 2018 at 10:25 am
This border issue is exaggerated. There is no crisis.
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RE: How to fix immigration.
November 30, 2018 at 10:28 am
The only crisis is that we're flirting with going full on gaza strip and a significant percentage of alleged americans are totes cool with it.
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RE: How to fix immigration.
November 30, 2018 at 10:33 am
Look to the Korean peninsula?
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