Most people hate logic.

[ignoramus]

Price wise -- a garage sale would be cheaper than most anywhere else. I haven't seen one at a garage sale - but it's sort of an uptight neighborhood around here.

If you don't have the balls to ask "do you have any dildo's" you probably don't really need one. 

And if you want privacy, wear a mask.

Walks into sex shop. Hello, I'd like to buy a dildo to finish him off once I body slam him from the top rope.
Just trying to give the audience their money's worth.