Tool Background Check

[Fireball]

Yeah, I'd like to see some form of knowledge before giving people tools.
A guy went in to return a pair of vise-grips where one of my sons works because it didn't work right. My son told him to oil it. The guy says "It doesn't use gasoline!"

[Amarok]

A gun IS a tool.


Another definition of tool is - a humorless sot.



How aprepo....

Nope it's a weapon 

And this definition better applies to you 

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In close quarters I can get a better swing than your piece of pipe, with a Smith and Wesson J frame Airlite, with Crimson Trace lasergrips. 32 H + R mag.

Just about 300 ft/lbs --- times six.

Depends on who strikes first and the nature of the user as well as if one take the other by surprise

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

My missus is convinced that, whenever she needs to hang a picture, there is no tool that doesn't work as a substitute hammer.

On the sub-topic, my wife also doubles as our home security system.

Boru

[Gawdzilla Sama]

My missus is convinced that, whenever she needs to hang a picture, there is no tool that doesn't work as a substitute hammer.

I watched a cousin try to use a tray of ice to drive a nail.

[Angrboda]

My missus is convinced that, whenever she needs to hang a picture, there is no tool that doesn't work as a substitute hammer.

I watched a cousin try to use a tray of ice to drive a nail.

You need to persuade your cousins to make a reality TV show. I'd watch that just for the lulz.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I watched a cousin try to use a tray of ice to drive a nail.

You need to persuade your cousins to make a reality TV show.  I'd watch that just for the lulz.

I don't think the camera people would survive the filming.