Crap poetry

[Cod]

There once was a man name of Jesus
who thought doing magic would please us.
He ended up dead
with a crown on his head.
Then his dad plucked the thorns out with tweezers.

Drunk Cod 12/03/2019

[Brian37]

There once was a man name of Jesus
who thought doing magic would please us.
He ended up dead
with a crown on his head.
Then his dad plucked the thorns out with tweezers.

Drunk Cod 12/03/2019

There once was myth named Jesus
Like Yoda never existed
They bought the fiction that pleased them
They claimed he was dead
But he never bled
Much less rose from the dead

[Mr.Obvious]

[Cod]

I can't read that without my glasses.