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Crap poetry
#11
RE: Crap poetry
There once was a man name of Jesus
who thought doing magic would please us.
He ended up dead
with a crown on his head.
Then his dad plucked the thorns out with tweezers.

Drunk Cod 12/03/2019
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#12
RE: Crap poetry
(March 12, 2019 at 7:13 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: There once was a man name of Jesus
who thought doing magic would please us.
He ended up dead
with a crown on his head.
Then his dad plucked the thorns out with tweezers.

Drunk Cod 12/03/2019

There once was myth named Jesus
Like Yoda never existed
They bought the fiction that pleased them
They claimed he was dead
But he never bled
Much less rose from the dead
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#13
RE: Crap poetry
[Image: 54255616_10216355182929763_7293490703588...e=5D137EF7]
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
[Image: 41bebac06973488da2b0740b6ac37538.jpg]-
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#14
RE: Crap poetry
(March 12, 2019 at 7:35 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: [Image: 54255616_10216355182929763_7293490703588...e=5D137EF7]

I can't read that without my glasses.
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