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Lazy People's Tricks.
#11
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
(March 12, 2019 at 11:33 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I sit down to pee (at home only) these last few years. No need to aim anymore....
When out, it's too much work to disinfect the seat just for a pee...
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 Just the seat? What about the floor and walls? 

Quote of the day; "Christian; One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs  of his neighbour. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin" .  (Ambrose Bierce)
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#12
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
I have an old task chair, no arms, that I keep by the back of the garage. I keep laundry baskets in the car for groceries. When I unload I put the baskets on the chair and roll them into the house. If you load the baskets right you can do two at a time.
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#13
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
I connected the water line from the ice maker to the coffee maker, wired an electric on/off valve to the coffee maker's power switch.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#14
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
I bought a vibrator for the wife.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#15
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
The World's Laziest Man® married a pregnant woman.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#16
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
Boss Lady beat me. She found a set of baby monitors at a thrift shop.
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#17
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.
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#18
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
(March 13, 2019 at 12:40 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

Must save a fortune in tissues. Popcorn
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#19
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
(March 13, 2019 at 1:03 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 13, 2019 at 12:40 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

Must save a fortune in tissues.  Popcorn

Beam me up Snotty!
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#20
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
(March 13, 2019 at 1:14 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 13, 2019 at 1:03 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Must save a fortune in tissues.  Popcorn

Beam me up Snotty!

Now THAT's witty. Gross, but witty.

One of my favourite lines in Mrs Doubtfire is when  she refers to the children as "my  little nose miners"
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