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Lazy People's Tricks.
#1
Lazy People's Tricks.
Whatcha got?

Our washer and dryer are in the basement. When the furnace/AC is running I can't tell if the dryer has stopped. So I put a quarter in with the loads.
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#2
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
I'm not lazy. Tut Tut

However, when I worked in aerospace, I got the real-time programmer to automate any test that I could. I almost got stuck taking insertion loss measurements of some polarized subreflector panels, measurements that would have taken months. The automated setup reduced test time by a factor of 8. There was always more work to do that didn't involve rote data-taking.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#3
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
Leaving behind no evidence saves time and money.

- No expensive lawyers
- No trials
- No bribing police/prison guards/judges/kitchen staff.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#4
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
Finger down the throat used to get me out of a lot of things I didn't like. 

Until some of them caught on. Then I had to clean also.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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#5
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
(March 12, 2019 at 7:08 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Whatcha got?

Our washer and dryer are in the basement. When the furnace/AC is running I can't tell if the dryer has stopped. So I put a quarter in with the loads.

Hello, is this the IRS? I'd like to report a person who has inadvertently admitted to laundering money!

Hehe
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#6
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
(March 12, 2019 at 10:13 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(March 12, 2019 at 7:08 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Whatcha got?

Our washer and dryer are in the basement. When the furnace/AC is running I can't tell if the dryer has stopped. So I put a quarter in with the loads.

Hello, is this the IRS? I'd like to report a person who has inadvertently admitted to laundering money!

Hehe

Panic  I do the same thing. If only it were folding money instead of pennies. Dodgy
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#7
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
I’ve learned to pick up things with my feet. Including the dog’s toys! I can throw the ball or play tug of war with their rope. People look at me funny when I do that though...
Formerly Loom from TTA (rip)

~Ignorance is not to be ignored.~
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#8
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
I can lay on my bed watching TV, and throw the tennis ball down the hall for my Jack Russell to fetch. Of course that means the ball gets all goozy and marks the wall. Every--now-and-then I need to wipe down the wall with damp cloth.
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#9
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
(March 12, 2019 at 9:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Leaving behind no evidence saves time and money.

- No expensive lawyers
- No trials
- No bribing police/prison guards/judges/kitchen staff.

But the prep is a bitch. So it's usually better to just call the whole thing off.
We do not inherit the world from our parents. We borrow it from our children.
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#10
RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
I sit down to pee (at home only) these last few years. No need to aim anymore....
When out, it's too much work to disinfect the seat just for a pee...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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