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Lazy People's Tricks.

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Lazy People's Tricks.
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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Lazy People's Tricks.
March 12, 2019 at 7:08 pm
Whatcha got?

Our washer and dryer are in the basement. When the furnace/AC is running I can't tell if the dryer has stopped. So I put a quarter in with the loads.
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RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
March 12, 2019 at 9:08 pm (This post was last modified: March 12, 2019 at 9:11 pm by Fireball.)
I'm not lazy. Tut Tut

However, when I worked in aerospace, I got the real-time programmer to automate any test that I could. I almost got stuck taking insertion loss measurements of some polarized subreflector panels, measurements that would have taken months. The automated setup reduced test time by a factor of 8. There was always more work to do that didn't involve rote data-taking.
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RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
March 12, 2019 at 9:13 pm
Leaving behind no evidence saves time and money.

- No expensive lawyers
- No trials
- No bribing police/prison guards/judges/kitchen staff.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
March 12, 2019 at 9:57 pm
Finger down the throat used to get me out of a lot of things I didn't like. 

Until some of them caught on. Then I had to clean also.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
March 12, 2019 at 10:13 pm
(March 12, 2019 at 7:08 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Whatcha got?

Our washer and dryer are in the basement. When the furnace/AC is running I can't tell if the dryer has stopped. So I put a quarter in with the loads.

Hello, is this the IRS? I'd like to report a person who has inadvertently admitted to laundering money!

Hehe
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RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
March 12, 2019 at 10:51 pm
(March 12, 2019 at 10:13 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(March 12, 2019 at 7:08 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Whatcha got?

Our washer and dryer are in the basement. When the furnace/AC is running I can't tell if the dryer has stopped. So I put a quarter in with the loads.

Hello, is this the IRS? I'd like to report a person who has inadvertently admitted to laundering money!

Hehe

Panic  I do the same thing. If only it were folding money instead of pennies. Dodgy
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RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
March 12, 2019 at 10:56 pm
I’ve learned to pick up things with my feet. Including the dog’s toys! I can throw the ball or play tug of war with their rope. People look at me funny when I do that though...
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RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
March 12, 2019 at 11:08 pm
I can lay on my bed watching TV, and throw the tennis ball down the hall for my Jack Russell to fetch. Of course that means the ball gets all goozy and marks the wall. Every--now-and-then I need to wipe down the wall with damp cloth.
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RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
March 12, 2019 at 11:33 pm
(March 12, 2019 at 9:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Leaving behind no evidence saves time and money.

- No expensive lawyers
- No trials
- No bribing police/prison guards/judges/kitchen staff.

But the prep is a bitch. So it's usually better to just call the whole thing off.
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RE: Lazy People's Tricks.
March 12, 2019 at 11:33 pm
I sit down to pee (at home only) these last few years. No need to aim anymore....
When out, it's too much work to disinfect the seat just for a pee...
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