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Belief in God is a clinic
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#51
RE: Belief in God is a clinic
March 28, 2019 at 7:32 pm
(March 28, 2019 at 3:40 pm)Catharsis Wrote:
(March 28, 2019 at 3:17 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: You should try it.

Even the demons believe there's one god.

What demons?

How do you know what imaginary  beings think about anything, or indeed, if they think at all?

I swear, if your answer is the bible, I'm sending our master of arms, Vito, around to see you. He will be accompanied by Pierre ,our hunting ferret. Vito will be carrying a suitcase. Inside will be a pineapple and a small  mallett.
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RE: Belief in God is a clinic
March 28, 2019 at 7:39 pm
(March 28, 2019 at 3:40 pm)Catharsis Wrote:
(March 28, 2019 at 3:17 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: You should try it.

Even the demons believe there's one god.

Lies.

The demons that talk to me tell me there are 15 gods. 13 are named "Elvis", one us named "Jesus", and the last is named "Sleebob Bubblehammer Junior, the Third of Alpetium 4".

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Belief in God is a clinic
March 29, 2019 at 1:51 am (This post was last modified: March 29, 2019 at 1:52 am by Catharsis.)
(March 28, 2019 at 7:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 28, 2019 at 3:40 pm)Catharsis Wrote: Even the demons believe there's one god.

Lies.

The demons that talk to me tell me there are 15 gods.  13 are named "Elvis", one us named "Jesus",  and the last is named "Sleebob Bubblehammer Junior, the Third of Alpetium 4".

Burn your candles and sacrifice that baby.
(March 28, 2019 at 7:32 pm)fredd bear Wrote:
(March 28, 2019 at 3:40 pm)Catharsis Wrote: Even the demons believe there's one god.

What demons?

How do you know what imaginary  beings think about anything, or indeed, if they think at all?

I swear, if your answer is the bible, I'm sending our master of arms, Vito, around to see you. He will be accompanied by Pierre ,our hunting ferret. Vito will be carrying a suitcase. Inside will be a pineapple and a small  mallett.

Consoling
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RE: Belief in God is a clinic
March 29, 2019 at 1:53 am
(March 29, 2019 at 1:51 am)Catharsis Wrote:
(March 28, 2019 at 7:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Lies.

The demons that talk to me tell me there are 15 gods.  13 are named "Elvis", one us named "Jesus",  and the last is named "Sleebob Bubblehammer Junior, the Third of Alpetium 4".

Burn your candles and sacrifice that baby.
(March 28, 2019 at 7:32 pm)fredd bear Wrote: What demons?

How do you know what imaginary  beings think about anything, or indeed, if they think at all?

I swear, if your answer is the bible, I'm sending our master of arms, Vito, around to see you. He will be accompanied by Pierre ,our hunting ferret. Vito will be carrying a suitcase. Inside will be a pineapple and a small  mallett.

Consoling

Mmmm...sacrificial babies.  Nom nom.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: Belief in God is a clinic
March 29, 2019 at 2:03 am
(March 29, 2019 at 1:53 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(March 29, 2019 at 1:51 am)Catharsis Wrote: Burn your candles and sacrifice that baby.

Consoling

Mmmm...sacrificial babies.  Nom nom.

Extra crispy. With gravy.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#56
RE: Belief in God is a clinic
April 1, 2019 at 10:55 pm
(March 28, 2019 at 3:40 pm)Catharsis Wrote:
(March 28, 2019 at 3:17 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: You should try it.

Even the demons believe there's one god.
No they don't.

The Bebelith believe in a number of gods.
So do the Kazrith, and the Ghazneth.
Those are all demon types, in case you missed those particular "theology" classes.
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