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So wrong, but dark humor funny wrong.
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So wrong, but dark humor funny wrong.
March 23, 2019 at 10:17 am
Context matters. But I love the way the white tourists shit their pants because they cant understand all the words. 

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March 23, 2019 at 11:53 am
Dr.: Any Alzheimer's in your family?

Me: Yeah, both parents.

And my mother.
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March 23, 2019 at 2:11 pm
(March 23, 2019 at 11:53 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Dr.: Any Alzheimer's in your family?

Me: Yeah, both parents.

And my mother.

Dr: I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's dementia.
Me: Phew! I thought you were going to tell me I have Alzheimer's.
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RE: So wrong, but dark humor funny wrong.
March 23, 2019 at 2:16 pm
(March 23, 2019 at 2:11 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(March 23, 2019 at 11:53 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Dr.: Any Alzheimer's in your family?

Me: Yeah, both parents.

And my mother.

Dr: I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's dementia.
Me: Phew! I thought you were going to tell me I have Alzheimer's.

What did you just say?
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RE: So wrong, but dark humor funny wrong.
March 23, 2019 at 2:32 pm
(March 23, 2019 at 2:16 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 23, 2019 at 2:11 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Dr: I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's dementia.
Me: Phew! I thought you were going to tell me I have Alzheimer's.

What did you just say?

Who?
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March 23, 2019 at 2:35 pm
(March 23, 2019 at 2:32 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(March 23, 2019 at 2:16 pm)Brian37 Wrote: What did you just say?

Who?

This is too deep for me, I cant even remember what I am drinking right now. Where did I put my keys? What is my cat's name?
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March 23, 2019 at 2:42 pm
(March 23, 2019 at 2:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 23, 2019 at 2:32 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Who?

This is too deep for me, I cant even remember what I am drinking right now. Where did I put my keys? What is my cat's name?

You're using the wrong key if you're trying to start that cat.

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March 23, 2019 at 2:45 pm (This post was last modified: March 23, 2019 at 3:18 pm by Brian37.)
(March 23, 2019 at 2:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 23, 2019 at 2:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote: This is too deep for me, I cant even remember what I am drinking right now. Where did I put my keys? What is my cat's name?

You're using the wrong key if you're trying to start that cat.

[Image: tenor.gif]

HA HA HA HA!

That cat looks like a priest was trying to lure an alter boy  it into a confessional.
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March 23, 2019 at 5:31 pm
Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Little Boy Blue

Little Boy Blue who?

Michael Jackson
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March 24, 2019 at 12:43 am
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