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BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION.
#11
RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION.
Can anyone tell me how Allah prioritizes the severity of punishment between:

a muslim apostate
a christian
an atheist

can i have some weighted percentages? or are they all 100% equal.
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RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION.
(March 24, 2019 at 10:51 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Can anyone tell me how Allah prioritizes the severity of punishment between:

a muslim apostate
a christian
an atheist

can i have some weighted percentages? or are they all 100% equal.

What about an apostate who becomes a Christian and then an atheist??
Sanity adjacent.


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#13
RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION.
He gets 3 counts of death concurrently?
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#14
RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION.
(March 24, 2019 at 11:33 pm)ignoramus Wrote: He gets 3 counts of death concurrently?

Twice!
Sanity adjacent.


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RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION.
(March 24, 2019 at 10:51 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Can anyone tell me how Allah prioritizes the severity of punishment between:

a muslim apostate
a christian
an atheist

can i have some weighted percentages? or are they all 100% equal.

From what I know

Apostates deserve death
Christians have the right idea but the wrong story
Atheists for them are following a dangerous path and may fall under the apostate category.

We Pastafarians welcome all forms into our colander of love and peace and wish well with flowers and a farewell basket of beer and crackers to those who wander away.
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RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION.
(March 24, 2019 at 1:13 am)Nay_Sayer Wrote: I've learned from my many mystic FSM vision quests this; Don't play the Quran says game with the devout, 1: They've been at it for much longer and 2; It's very much like playing chess with a pigeon.

RAmen

Well, Islam is badly trailing in comparison to other religions in that regard.

Quran was written a whopping 3 centuries after it's prophet died.

NT was written a century after it's prophet died.

FSM gospel (bless his noodly appendage) was written by a prophet still living. And he wrote it himself , unlike Mo or hippy jebus.
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#17
RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION.
Quran has a lot of strangeness to it .

I can prove it if anybody is interested .

Then why i am still following atheism is because i want to lead a simple life .

Not like a very orthodox Muslim

Is it even possible to exist as a Muslim in an atheist forum ?
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#18
RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION.
Is it even possible to make less sense?
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION.
(April 13, 2019 at 3:11 am)Ashwin39 Wrote: Quran has a lot of strangeness to it .
Yup.

(April 13, 2019 at 3:11 am)Ashwin39 Wrote: I can prove it if anybody is interested .
Sure, but most of us are already aware of the nonsense.

(April 13, 2019 at 3:11 am)Ashwin39 Wrote: Then why i am still following atheism is because i want to lead a simple life .
By definition, you can't follow atheism. There is nothing to follow. Atheism is simply a state. The state of believing in no gods.

(April 13, 2019 at 3:11 am)Ashwin39 Wrote: Not like a  very orthodox Muslim
Not like an atheist either if you think you are following atheism.

(April 13, 2019 at 3:11 am)Ashwin39 Wrote: Is it even possible to exist as a Muslim in an atheist forum ?
Yup. We have several muslim members of long standing.
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#20
RE: BREAKING NEWS! ALLAH IS A FABRICATION.
@Succubus

With the help of three pictures , I will shed light on where the true miracle of the Quran lies .

Allah (/ˈælə, ˈɑːlə, əlˈlɑː/;[1][2] Arabic: الله‎, translit. Allāh, IPA: [ɑɫˈɫɑː(h)] ([Image: 11px-Loudspeaker.svg.png]listen)) is the Arabic word for God in Abrahamic religions. In the English language, the word generally refers to God in Islam. , 

"Allah does not disdain to set forth the parable even of a gnat, or anything greater than that. As for those who have Faith, they know that it is the truth from their Lord. And for those who reject Faith, they ask: 'What does Allah mean by this parable?' Thereby He leads many astray and guides many, and He leads none astray save the transgressors".(2,26) ,

The Kaaba (Arabic: كَعْبَة‎ al-kaʿbah IPA: [alˈkaʕba], "The Cube")


[Image: ya-allah-hd-wallpaper.jpg][Image: parable-that-of-a-mosquito.png][Image: The-Kaaba-Cube.png]


1, Now next time when you listen to Quran , see if it actually rhymes like the sound of a mosquito
2, I personally believe that,
The word Allah in Arabic represents Weight , Weightlessness Etc
The parable of a mosquito clearly represents electromagnetism
The Cube represents , The cube itself

That is my proof , Very strange i know .
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