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Jesus has risen!
#21
RE: Jesus has risen!
Yep, but he hung out with criminals.
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#22
RE: Jesus has risen!
(April 20, 2019 at 2:48 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Yep, but he hung out with criminals.

Yes, but they were 'armless.
I don't know whether I need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy. Diablo
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#23
RE: Jesus has risen!
It would appear that this thread is now toast.
I never thought I'd live long enough to become a grumpy old bastard. Here I am, killing it!
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#24
RE: Jesus has risen!
(April 20, 2019 at 4:28 pm)Fireball Wrote: It would appear that this thread is now toast.

I'm trying to incorporate the terms 'Maillard' and 'reaction' into this thread but I'm failing miserably.  Tien.
I don't know whether I need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy. Diablo
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#25
RE: Jesus has risen!
The Democrats are celebrating. At least I heard something about an Easter Bernie.
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#26
RE: Jesus has risen!
He is the bread of eternal life, to bad that you guys haven't learned which side your bread is buttered on.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#27
RE: Jesus has risen!
Quote:Big Butter Jesus Struck By Lightning & Destroyed
[Image: big-butter-jesus-20100615-112805.jpg]
https://laughingsquid.com/big-butter-jes...destroyed/
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#28
RE: Jesus has risen!
At work.

(April 21, 2019 at 12:02 am)Godscreated Wrote: He is the bread of eternal life, to bad that you guys haven't learned which side your bread is buttered on.

GC

Well.... it doesn't matter that much since the toast/bread always lands 'Butter side' down.

Tongue
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#29
RE: Jesus has risen!
(April 21, 2019 at 12:08 am)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.

(April 21, 2019 at 12:02 am)Godscreated Wrote: He is the bread of eternal life, to bad that you guys haven't learned which side your bread is buttered on.

GC

Well.... it doesn't matter that much since the toast/bread always lands 'Butter side' down.

  Tongue

Your's might but the Bread of Life is always upright and righteous.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#30
RE: Jesus has risen!
At work.

(April 21, 2019 at 12:22 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(April 21, 2019 at 12:08 am)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: Well.... it doesn't matter that much since the toast/bread always lands 'Butter side' down.

  Tongue

Your's might but the Bread of Life is always upright and righteous.

GC

Wait? Bread landing 'Up-right'? Bread landing on its edge?

That's a right strong thaumic feild you're standing in, mate.

Watch out for rampant and unpredictable magical events.

Big Grin
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