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Jesus has risen!

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Jesus has risen!
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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#21
RE: Jesus has risen!
April 20, 2019 at 2:48 pm
Yep, but he hung out with criminals.
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#22
RE: Jesus has risen!
April 20, 2019 at 2:53 pm
(April 20, 2019 at 2:48 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Yep, but he hung out with criminals.

Yes, but they were 'armless.
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#23
RE: Jesus has risen!
April 20, 2019 at 4:28 pm
It would appear that this thread is now toast.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#24
RE: Jesus has risen!
April 20, 2019 at 4:42 pm (This post was last modified: April 20, 2019 at 4:42 pm by Lemon Curry.)
(April 20, 2019 at 4:28 pm)Fireball Wrote: It would appear that this thread is now toast.

I'm trying to incorporate the terms 'Maillard' and 'reaction' into this thread but I'm failing miserably.  Tien.
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#25
RE: Jesus has risen!
April 20, 2019 at 5:15 pm
The Democrats are celebrating. At least I heard something about an Easter Bernie.
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#26
RE: Jesus has risen!
April 21, 2019 at 12:02 am
He is the bread of eternal life, to bad that you guys haven't learned which side your bread is buttered on.

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God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#27
RE: Jesus has risen!
April 21, 2019 at 12:08 am
Quote:Big Butter Jesus Struck By Lightning & Destroyed
[Image: big-butter-jesus-20100615-112805.jpg]
https://laughingsquid.com/big-butter-jes...destroyed/
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#28
RE: Jesus has risen!
April 21, 2019 at 12:08 am
At work.

(April 21, 2019 at 12:02 am)Godscreated Wrote: He is the bread of eternal life, to bad that you guys haven't learned which side your bread is buttered on.

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Well.... it doesn't matter that much since the toast/bread always lands 'Butter side' down.

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RE: Jesus has risen!
April 21, 2019 at 12:22 am
(April 21, 2019 at 12:08 am)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.

(April 21, 2019 at 12:02 am)Godscreated Wrote: He is the bread of eternal life, to bad that you guys haven't learned which side your bread is buttered on.

GC

Well.... it doesn't matter that much since the toast/bread always lands 'Butter side' down.

  Tongue

Your's might but the Bread of Life is always upright and righteous.

GC
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#30
RE: Jesus has risen!
April 21, 2019 at 12:25 am
At work.

(April 21, 2019 at 12:22 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(April 21, 2019 at 12:08 am)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: Well.... it doesn't matter that much since the toast/bread always lands 'Butter side' down.

  Tongue

Your's might but the Bread of Life is always upright and righteous.

GC

Wait? Bread landing 'Up-right'? Bread landing on its edge?

That's a right strong thaumic feild you're standing in, mate.

Watch out for rampant and unpredictable magical events.

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