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The best job in the world...
#11
RE: The best job in the world...
(April 22, 2019 at 7:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 22, 2019 at 7:16 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: But! The great view of South Dakota!

Hire a fucking plane!

Couldn't find a meme I liked. Hmph
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#12
RE: The best job in the world...
(April 22, 2019 at 7:31 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 22, 2019 at 7:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Hire a fucking plane!

Couldn't find a meme I liked. Hmph

I'm sure I can find plenty of memes of crashing planes. Just remember, it's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#13
RE: The best job in the world...
(April 22, 2019 at 7:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 22, 2019 at 7:16 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: But! The great view of South Dakota!

Hire a fucking plane!

No WAY am I getting on a plane!!!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#14
RE: The best job in the world...
(April 22, 2019 at 7:40 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(April 22, 2019 at 7:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Hire a fucking plane!

No WAY am I getting on a plane!!!

What about a helicopter? Those things are awesome.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#15
RE: The best job in the world...
(April 22, 2019 at 6:18 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ...is one where you're one step away from your car or truck.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/f1BgzIZRfT...r_embedded

There isn't enough money.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#16
RE: The best job in the world...
Where I used to work, one of the guys had previously worked at an oil refinery. One of the first things that they did during the interview of a new prospect was to take them for a tour. Part of that was to go out on a catwalk between two cracking towers, 20 stories up. If the interviewing party had a problem with heights, they knew right away they weren't going to work out. When I worked at Cape Canaveral, I was required to go out to the launch complex and go to the top level (about 200 feet AGL) for part of the job.  Panic  My shoulder was rubbing whatever equipment was on the catwalk opposite the hand rail. I swear that you could see Cuba on a clear day. Dodgy
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#17
RE: The best job in the world...
(April 22, 2019 at 9:25 pm)Fireball Wrote: Where I used to work, one of the guys had previously worked at an oil refinery. One of the first things that they did during the interview of a new prospect was to take them for a tour. Part of that was to go out on a catwalk between two cracking towers, 20 stories up. If the interviewing party had a problem with heights, they knew right away they weren't going to work out. When I worked at Cape Canaveral, I was required to go out to the launch complex and go to the top level (about 200 feet AGL) for part of the job.  Panic  My shoulder was rubbing whatever equipment was on the catwalk opposite the hand rail. I swear that you could see Cuba on a clear day. Dodgy

Cuba or Cubans?

There's an important distinction.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#18
RE: The best job in the world...
(April 22, 2019 at 9:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 22, 2019 at 9:25 pm)Fireball Wrote: Where I used to work, one of the guys had previously worked at an oil refinery. One of the first things that they did during the interview of a new prospect was to take them for a tour. Part of that was to go out on a catwalk between two cracking towers, 20 stories up. If the interviewing party had a problem with heights, they knew right away they weren't going to work out. When I worked at Cape Canaveral, I was required to go out to the launch complex and go to the top level (about 200 feet AGL) for part of the job.  Panic  My shoulder was rubbing whatever equipment was on the catwalk opposite the hand rail. I swear that you could see Cuba on a clear day. Dodgy

Cuba or Cubans?

There's an important distinction.

Cuba.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#19
RE: The best job in the world...
(April 22, 2019 at 9:47 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(April 22, 2019 at 9:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Cuba or Cubans?

There's an important distinction.

Cuba.

Where Cubans come from?

Or is that Miami?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#20
RE: The best job in the world...
People like that are often thought of as having something extra, bravery.
I see them as missing something, common sense.




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