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As much as I'd like to, I shouldn't forego a formal introduction
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As much as I'd like to, I shouldn't forego a formal introduction
Hello.

I'll be posting on this forum.  I will try to keep my posts succinct, on topic, and honest.  I have spent zero time lurking this forum, so I'm jumping in like a true butthat.   I'm not prone to s***lording or edgelording or trolling, but I am prone to engaging s***lords, edgelords, and trolls.  And occasionally out of context sarcasm, for all you globeheads, but I try to keep it in context.

As far as my atheism is concerned, I was born into a secular household, I didn't attend a single church sermon until my freshman year of college, my atheism is fairly default.  My goal is to expand my perspective here.  I will attempt to share my own perspective best I can when it seems appropriate.

Thanks for having me.
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#2
RE: As much as I'd like to, I shouldn't forego a formal introduction
Where are the tacos?
I'm here to formally inform you that newbs bring the tacos.
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#3
RE: As much as I'd like to, I shouldn't forego a formal introduction
Welcome Woof.

What's your position on butt sniffing?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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#4
RE: As much as I'd like to, I shouldn't forego a formal introduction
I guessing from behind.
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#5
RE: As much as I'd like to, I shouldn't forego a formal introduction
Welcome, butthat! 😛
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: As much as I'd like to, I shouldn't forego a formal introduction
Oh, good. I was worried I'd have to keep smuggling these tacos in my butt, but now that I know they will be sniffed out immediately, y'all can have em.
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#7
RE: As much as I'd like to, I shouldn't forego a formal introduction
pom or yank?

welcome from mother's penal colony.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#8
RE: As much as I'd like to, I shouldn't forego a formal introduction
Welcome, but you can keep the tacos if they smell like butt. I like it when my tacos smell like fish.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: As much as I'd like to, I shouldn't forego a formal introduction
Welcome to AF.
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RE: As much as I'd like to, I shouldn't forego a formal introduction
Welcome! We don’t have a no swearing policy. What’s a s***lord?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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