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RE: I don't like cricket...
May 29, 2019 at 5:02 am
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I like to watch the players wander off the field, trying to find something to do.
No, I didn't say "pitch". So sue me.
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RE: I don't like cricket...
May 29, 2019 at 8:09 am
It gave us sticky wicket.
I really wish that was a euphemism for something else.
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RE: I don't like cricket...
May 29, 2019 at 8:16 am
I find cricket to be every bit as exciting as golf.
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May 29, 2019 at 1:27 pm
While I made this thread as a paridy of the "I hate" pists thatchave been cropping up recently, I really don't like cricket. Especially five day test matches.
Add to that golf, Aussie Rules, American football, darts, and a number of other sports.
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RE: I don't like cricket...
May 29, 2019 at 2:07 pm
(May 29, 2019 at 1:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: While I made this thread as a paridy of the "I hate" pists thatchave been cropping up recently, I really don't like cricket. Especially five day test matches.
Add to that golf, Aussie Rules, American football, darts, and a number of other sports.
I agree with most of that, bar darts. For a man with no depth perception, I'm VERY good at darts and even win a tournament now and then.
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RE: I don't like cricket...
May 29, 2019 at 2:36 pm
(May 29, 2019 at 2:07 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (May 29, 2019 at 1:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: While I made this thread as a paridy of the "I hate" pists thatchave been cropping up recently, I really don't like cricket. Especially five day test matches.
Add to that golf, Aussie Rules, American football, darts, and a number of other sports.
I agree with most of that, bar darts. For a man with no depth perception, I'm VERY good at darts and even win a tournament now and then.
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Just not my thing.
I also don't like pool but used to be quite good at snooker. No trick shots, though.
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May 29, 2019 at 3:38 pm
I used to play darts with throwing knives. Made the game more interesting.
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RE: I don't like cricket...
May 29, 2019 at 5:44 pm
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Beccs, you didn't explicitly mention you hate rugby!
Have you speciated? Because we'll need to revoke your citizenship if you have. I'm on the phone with the govt now!
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RE: I don't like cricket...
May 29, 2019 at 6:41 pm
(May 29, 2019 at 5:44 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Beccs, you didn't explicitly mention you hate rugby!
Have you speciated? Because we'll need to revoke your citizenship if you have. I'm on the phone with the govt now!
I used to play "friendly" matches of rugby with various friends, associates, and other assirted victims when I was a student and after I graduated.
Had to stop when I broke a finger, though.
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RE: I don't like cricket...
May 29, 2019 at 7:10 pm
(May 29, 2019 at 6:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (May 29, 2019 at 5:44 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Beccs, you didn't explicitly mention you hate rugby!
Have you speciated? Because we'll need to revoke your citizenship if you have. I'm on the phone with the govt now!
I used to play "friendly" matches of rugby with various friends, associates, and other assirted victims when I was a student and after I graduated.
Had to stop when I broke a finger, though.
I always imagined you as a "pin the tail on ......." kinda gal.
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