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I don't like cricket...
#11
RE: I don't like cricket...
I like to watch the players wander off the field, trying to find something to do.

No, I didn't say "pitch". So sue me.
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#12
RE: I don't like cricket...
It gave us sticky wicket. 

I really wish that was a euphemism for something else.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#13
RE: I don't like cricket...
I find cricket to be every bit as exciting as golf. 

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#14
RE: I don't like cricket...
While I made this thread as a paridy of the "I hate" pists thatchave been cropping up recently, I really don't like cricket. Especially five day test matches.

Add to that golf, Aussie Rules, American football, darts, and a number of other sports.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#15
RE: I don't like cricket...
(May 29, 2019 at 1:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: While I made this thread as a paridy of the "I hate" pists thatchave been cropping up recently, I really don't like cricket.  Especially five day test matches.

Add to that golf, Aussie Rules, American football, darts, and a number of other sports.

I agree with most of that, bar darts.  For a man with no depth perception, I'm VERY good at darts and even win a tournament now and then.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#16
RE: I don't like cricket...
(May 29, 2019 at 2:07 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 29, 2019 at 1:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: While I made this thread as a paridy of the "I hate" pists thatchave been cropping up recently, I really don't like cricket.  Especially five day test matches.

Add to that golf, Aussie Rules, American football, darts, and a number of other sports.

I agree with most of that, bar darts.  For a man with no depth perception, I'm VERY good at darts and even win a tournament now and then.

Boru

Just not my thing.

I also don't like pool but used to be quite good at snooker. No trick shots, though.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#17
RE: I don't like cricket...
I used to play darts with throwing knives. Made the game more interesting.
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#18
RE: I don't like cricket...
Beccs, you didn't explicitly mention you hate rugby!
Have you speciated? Because we'll need to revoke your citizenship if you have. I'm on the phone with the govt now!
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(May 29, 2019 at 5:44 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Beccs, you didn't explicitly mention you hate rugby!
Have you speciated? Because we'll need to revoke your citizenship if you have. I'm on the phone with the govt now!

I used to play "friendly" matches of rugby with various friends, associates, and other assirted victims when I was a student and after I graduated.

Had to stop when I broke a finger, though.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#20
RE: I don't like cricket...
(May 29, 2019 at 6:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 29, 2019 at 5:44 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Beccs, you didn't explicitly mention you hate rugby!
Have you speciated? Because we'll need to revoke your citizenship if you have. I'm on the phone with the govt now!

I used to play "friendly" matches of rugby with various friends, associates, and other assirted victims when I was a student and after I graduated.

Had to stop when I broke a finger, though.

I always imagined you as a "pin the tail on ......." kinda gal.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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