Well sog, at least satan is a prick to your face, and not some cowardly, vindictive, back stabbing weasel!
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Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
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Yeah, Satan wants us all to come to his BBQ party with him after death, instead of going to heaven and standing around telling god how wonderful he is.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  (June 26, 2019 at 6:33 pm)soldierofGod Wrote:(June 25, 2019 at 2:50 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Why do Christians hate Satan so much? Lucifer is a light bringer. A light bringer! Imagine how the world would be without light. It is time that they accept Satan already and stop being angry at him. If Greeks could accept Hades then Christians should accept Lucifer.Satan wants to take you to the fire with him, for this he will use all kinds of deceptions. Satan swore to God to lose all possible sons of Adam. Adam was the cause of Satan's expiation with God. Satan worshiped God in the high Heavens. Seems to me it’s this god person playing tricks on people... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
June 27, 2019 at 12:30 pm
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(June 26, 2019 at 7:18 pm)no one Wrote: Well sog, at least satan is a prick to your face, and not some cowardly, vindictive, back stabbing weasel! Do you want me to tell you the story of satan? (June 26, 2019 at 7:18 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Yeah, Satan wants us all to come to his BBQ party with him after death, instead of going to heaven and standing around telling god how wonderful he is. Do you want me to tell you the story of satan?
I'm familiar with the bible. Unless you intend to speak of another source. I'm well aware that the guy who obsesses over blood and death for the majority of the book claims he's a bad bad boy.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (June 27, 2019 at 12:45 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I'm familiar with the bible. Unless you intend to speak of another source. I'm well aware that the guy who obsesses over blood and death for the majority of the book claims he's a bad bad boy. My source of knowledge is not the Bible. Satan is not a fallen angel.  (June 27, 2019 at 1:07 pm)soldierofGod Wrote:(June 27, 2019 at 12:45 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I'm familiar with the bible. Unless you intend to speak of another source. I'm well aware that the guy who obsesses over blood and death for the majority of the book claims he's a bad bad boy. Oh, lovely! Tell us all about the non-Biblical Satan. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
You're going with the Ha satan version, like in Job? An accuser, and servant of god. That is, fortunately or unfortunately, not the mainstream Christian view of him. Christians turned him into a red skinned, horned demon/fallen angel. I guess it depends on interpretation, much like most other stuff in the bible.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (June 27, 2019 at 1:14 pm)Chad32 Wrote: You're going with the Ha satan version, like in Job? An accuser, and servant of god. That is, fortunately or unfortunately, not the mainstream Christian view of him. Christians turned him into a red skinned, horned demon/fallen angel. I guess it depends on interpretation, much like most other stuff in the bible. Do you want me to tell you the story of Satan from the religious point of view or also scientific and historical point of view? It is to understand better. (June 27, 2019 at 1:26 pm)soldierofGod Wrote:(June 27, 2019 at 1:14 pm)Chad32 Wrote: You're going with the Ha satan version, like in Job? An accuser, and servant of god. That is, fortunately or unfortunately, not the mainstream Christian view of him. Christians turned him into a red skinned, horned demon/fallen angel. I guess it depends on interpretation, much like most other stuff in the bible. You can only tell the myth from a religious point of view because there is no historical or scientific basis for the Satan myth. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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