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Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
#31
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
(June 27, 2019 at 1:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 27, 2019 at 1:26 pm)soldierofGod Wrote: Do you want me to tell you the story of Satan from the religious point of view or also scientific and historical point of view? It is to understand better.

You can only tell the myth from a religious point of view because there is no historical or scientific basis for the Satan myth.
Then I will start, I will show evidence and facts of its existence, historical records and testimonies included. But first its origin and its mission (of Satan) to understand its being (Satan).
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#32
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
“Testimonies”

LOL!
Dying to live, living to die.
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#33
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
Go ahead and say what you want, and I'll give my response.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#34
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
(June 27, 2019 at 1:39 pm)soldierofGod Wrote: Then I will start, I will show evidence and facts of its existence, historical records and testimonies included. But first its origin and its mission (of Satan) to understand its being (Satan).

Better get on with it then, you're running out of time.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#35
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
(June 27, 2019 at 1:54 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(June 27, 2019 at 1:39 pm)soldierofGod Wrote: Then I will start, I will show evidence and facts of its existence, historical records and testimonies included. But first its origin and its mission (of Satan) to understand its being (Satan).

Better get on with it then, you're running out of time.
without time ?, I do not understand, this goes for time? I thought I could write freely and without compromise
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#36
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
(June 27, 2019 at 1:54 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(June 27, 2019 at 1:39 pm)soldierofGod Wrote: Then I will start, I will show evidence and facts of its existence, historical records and testimonies included. But first its origin and its mission (of Satan) to understand its being (Satan).

Better get on with it then, you're running out of time.

And before you start, quotes and passages from “holy” books or figures have about as much credibility as a Nigerian prince trying to give you money.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#37
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
(June 27, 2019 at 1:44 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Go ahead and say what you want, and I'll give my response.

History of Satan (Part 1)




God created the jinns before creating man but caused corruption to the earth and bloodshed. The angels were then sent to fight them and they were imprisoned in Islands so that they could not cause more damage to the beings that lived on the earth. When God informed the angels of the creation of man, the angels said: "Will you put in it whoever corrupts and sheds blood?"
thinking that he would be the man like the jinns.
God responded to the angels:
I know what you do not know
Among the jinns was Iblís, he is a fearful jinn who worshiped God, so he was honored and raised to the high heavens with God and angels. He lived in the Garden, for a long time until God ordered an angel to pick up a pinch of clay from the Earth with which he created Adam. Adam was created but lacked life and Iblís approached to see this mysterious creature. He got nervous, nobody likes to contemplate a lifeless body that stares at you. At that moment Iblis felt something in his heart, they were jealous and he thought that he could lose his position before God. Iblis began to enter and leave the body of Adam through his nostril and said:
"You are weak and if I make an effort I will finish you."

Then God breathed a soul into Adam's body and when he awoke he sneezed. God taught Adam and asked the angels to prostrate themselves out of respect for Adam, what God had created with His Hands. All the angels present obeyed at once, except Iblís, who remained proud without posturing, and whose envy filled him with pride. (see sura Sad 69-77)

God asked him: "Oh Iblís, why did not you prostrate?"
Iblís said: "I am better than him, you created me from fire, and you created him from mud."

God cursed him and he was destined for the punishment of Hell. However, Iblís asked God to live until the Day of Resurrection to deceive man.


God expelled Iblis from his Mercy and asked to live until the Day of Judgement. God delayed his death. Iblis became Satan and vowed revenge. The accursed swore to God that he would lose a large number of the children of Adam and God accepted but forgive anyone who repented. The Almighty put Adam in His Garden of Delights. Despite all the pleasures of the Garden Adam he was dissatisfied, he did not know that it was loneliness. That is why God created a woman from her ribs while he slept to find peace and tranquility in her. God had allowed everything in the Garden except to approach a tree for Adam.
Satan was informed of this which would use this prohibition to expel Adam and his wife from the Garden, nevertheless it was forbidden to enter Paradise.
 To enter Satan was introduced into the body of the snake that was an animal that came and went from the Garden. In the Garden, Satan began to whisper to Adam to deceive him and disobey the Creator. Satan said:
Adam! Do you want me to tell you what is the tree of immortality and a domain that does not end?
Time passed and Adam refused to obey Satan before God. Finally Satan swears in the name of God who tells the truth. Adam reasons that there is no creature that lies in the name of God. Adam and Eve eat from the tree and become evildoers. Instead of punishing them, God teaches them a weapon to defend themselves against sin with repentance. Satan had disobeyed by desire while Adam disobeyed through ignorance.
In any case, Satan, Adam and Eve are expelled from the Garden and sent to Earth. The descendants of Satan and Adam will be enemies of each other until today. God said:
We said: Descend all from here, and if a guide comes from Me, those who follow it will have nothing to fear or be sad about. But those who refuse to believe and make a lie of our signs ... Those will be the companions of the fire where they will live forever.
After that Satan became a throne on the sea pretending to imitate God. The throne of Satan is located in the Bermuda Triangle. From there he gathered soldiers and guardians (jinns) for his revenge. Her offspring (5 children) trained her to deceive man. Since he was "immortal", he did not find it difficult to seize power. Many Jinns followed him.

 (Sources: Noble Koran and Taringa) INGLISH IS NOT MY ORIGINAL LENGUAGE
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#38
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
Sounds a bit overcomplicated, but ok. I guess god's first mistake was to tell his first creations to prostrate themselves for his second creation. Not sure why he thought that would end well.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#39
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
(June 27, 2019 at 5:04 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Sounds a bit overcomplicated, but ok. I guess god's first mistake was to tell his first creations to prostrate themselves for his second creation. Not sure why he thought that would end well.

Remember Adam was created from clay(with the hands of God), satan from fire. The clay is moldable, fire is not moldable
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#40
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
Sure sog, you can tell me about satan. But first, you have to buy the bridge I am selling. I'll let you have it for a bargain.

Please note, satan and I go way back. Way back.
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